I always thought Patrick Keilty was really unfunny, I remember watching one of his stand up shows and I just thought he was a bit poor, I'm gonna revisit on Youtube now just to make sure.

EDIT: I take it back, he isn't shit. I must be thinking of someone else.

Eddie Murphy , Jim Carrey

Henry Rollins
George Carlin
George Lopez
Richard Pryor
Gabriel Iglesias
Ralphie May
Jerry Seinfeld
Dave Chappele
Cheech And Chong

1. Louis C.K. (by far no. 1 in my book)
2. Ricky Gervais
3. Demetri Martin
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Jim Gaffigan

Not even for his comedy, which is brilliant, but Lenny Bruce. If there's any man who fought for freedom, it's him. I mean, you may think that they only arrest people in communist countries for speaking out. Lenny Bruce was CONTINUALLY arrested on obscenity laws. In fact, they said that he'd do his standup wearing his coat because he'd often be literally dragged off stage, and if he were to take it off, he'd lose his coat.

Did that deter him?

Not one bit.

Lenny Bruce is my hero.

Demetri martin's material is usually hit or miss with me.

I really love:

Stella (the group)
Jeremy Hotz
Mitch Hedberg
Ricky Gervais
Kathleen Madigan

Haha when you reel off a joke every five seconds you're bound to miss on a few. I just love his style. Mitch Hedberg had the same style.

Ricky Gervais a genius. Between the shows he's made and his stand-up he's right up there for funniest man alive. Love this stand-up:

Dave Chappelle, easily.

I'd have sex with women with hairy armpits if it meant Chappelle making more Chappelle Show or doing another stand-up.