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Old 10-12-2016, 11:13 AM   #191 (permalink)
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And when someone you dig agrees to touch you it makes a Muk.
Hey, most people don't go through that problem until their 60s.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:16 AM   #192 (permalink)
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I see that as less 60 and more of a 16 problem.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:36 AM   #193 (permalink)
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I see that as less 60 and more of a 16 problem.
I think we misinterpreted our Muk comparisons
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:43 AM   #194 (permalink)
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I was using Muk as a metaphor for semen, and the second half of the metaphor as premature ejaculation.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:44 AM   #195 (permalink)
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I was using Muk as a metaphor for semen, and the second half of the metaphor as premature ejaculation.
See, I was using it as a metaphor for erectile dysfunction.
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Old 10-12-2016, 12:01 PM   #196 (permalink)
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See, I was using it as a metaphor for erectile dysfunction.
You have nothing to be ashamed of. There's a pill for that.
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Old 10-12-2016, 12:04 PM   #197 (permalink)
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You have nothing to be ashamed of. There's a pill for that.
I'm seriously glad I don't have that issue.
I haven't had sex in over a year now though, so when I get into another relationship I'm probably gonna spring off like a cut up firehose
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Old 10-12-2016, 12:07 PM   #198 (permalink)
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I'm seriously glad I don't have that issue.
I haven't had sex in over a year now though, so when I get into another relationship I'm probably gonna spring off like a cut up firehose
I haven't had sex in over 18 years.
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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But I am 18 that's the joke.

But also a permavirgin.
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

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