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Old 07-22-2012, 12:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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They're really horrible and a bad portrayal of BDSM. I mean ffs the guy pulls out her tampon and just ****s her, wants complete control of her life, and while he's ****ing her while she's knocked up he tells her the fetus already likes sex
Going back to this, from my understanding, it's basically a graphic version of Twilight, which is probably why it's garnered the exact passionate love/hate reaction it has.

I weep for humanity.
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Old 07-22-2012, 08:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Speaking of 50 Shades Of Grey, has anyone else heard about this new line of 50 Shades-inspired takes on classic literature?

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digital publisher Clandestine Classics has now taken the recent "Jane Austen plus zombies" formula to its dismally logical conclusion with Fifty Shades-inspired versions of books like Jane Eyre, Pride And Prejudice, Northanger Abbey, Sherlock Holmes: A Study In Scarlet, and 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, all with added sex scenes and—to quote a passage from the "enhanced" Pride And Prejudice—steamy descriptions like this one of Mr. Darcy: "Hot, spicy, and all man."
Fifty Shades Of Grey*now also ruining classic literature | Books | Newswire | The A.V. Club

I have to say, i'm kind of interested to see how exactly these turn out.
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Old 07-22-2012, 09:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The unfortunate downside of the Internet, give any idiot an outlet and soon any idiot is churning out garbage like this for other idiots to buy. Best advice I can offer is to just ignore it and go about your day, I've been doing it for pop music for the last 8 years and it's worked like a charm.
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Literally everyone and their gran is reading a trilogy of books called 'Fifty shades' they're really dirty apparently.
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2012, 08:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't like books about love and **** anyway.

I'll take a note of that! What's it roughly like?
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Two teenagers passionately in lust who leave a trail of corpses as they fuck their way across Europe.
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Wow, that's dark! I haven't read any books across those lines in a long while, although I have Myra Hindleys book which I'm dying to read. Totally forgot about it.
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It's not quite as dark as Marqius de Sade's 120 Days of Sodom but it's pretty damn close.
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Old 07-06-2012, 12:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wow, that's dark! I haven't read any books across those lines in a long while, although I have Myra Hindleys book which I'm dying to read. Totally forgot about it.
Myra Hindley wrote a book?!?

fiction? or an account of her crimes?
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