Thumbin through the bible a bit lately and Lot's story about how he got his daughters pregnant is pretty unconvincing.

I like that part in the Book of Judges when the Jews are conquering Israel and God gets mad cause they don't commit enough genocide.

Man was a petty bitch until he secured the existence of god's people and a future for the believers of his child.

Also if you capitalize god you're a cuck. Wish we still had the tag to take care of saying that for me.

inb4 Calvinism jokes

It’s a story of how his daughters raped him really

I’ll be starting in a minute The Diamond as Big as the Ritz

My autocorrect is Pentecostal.

That's the story but I'm pretty sure it actually happened the other way around.

Brilliant biblical scholarship within the "Down with $hitty Dudes and Abusers" Midrashic tradition

Just finished reading Earth by Jon Stewart and writers from the Daily Show. Pretty humorous.