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Old 09-18-2008, 08:06 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Dane Cook and Mencia are all awful.
Yes and yes. It amazes me that either of them are as popular as they are.

Also: Margaret Cho.
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:16 AM   #52 (permalink)
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hating dane cook is like hating zeppelin, indie, U2, and coldplay. We get it.

if you think he's "the worst" you don't watch comedy. Sit through the 80's comedians sometime and when the 10oth observation about the difference between gender, race, or politics comes up, then answer this question.
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:47 AM   #53 (permalink)
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No, hes not "the worst", Ive seen worse comedians but they're so forgettable I dont even know their names, so I cant really post about them. As opposed to Dane Cook, whose name comes up constantly because hes so popular.
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:47 PM   #54 (permalink)
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hating dane cook is like hating zeppelin, indie, U2, and coldplay. We get it.
That's a very mean comparison.

At least Indie dosen't make horrible raunch comedy films.
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:49 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Carrot Top. Idk if he even counts as a comedian, but he's a douche nonetheless.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:09 PM   #56 (permalink)
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hating dane cook is like hating zeppelin, indie, U2, and coldplay. We get it.

if you think he's "the worst" you don't watch comedy. Sit through the 80's comedians sometime and when the 10oth observation about the difference between gender, race, or politics comes up, then answer this question.
Its not so much that he is the worst, his delivery is good.

Its just that he has a psycho-adoring fanbase,and is constantly being publicized you end up hating him more then you would if you only saw him occasionally.

That being said, he still isn't funny, using hand motions more then jokes or punchlines.
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:13 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Now that's funny.
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:09 PM   #58 (permalink)
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That's the funniest Dane Cook joke evar.
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:54 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Urban, you are a star. I'm in a hatin' mood...

fig.1. Emo Philips. The man-child from Hell.


fig.2. Dennis Leary. Blatantly plagiarized Bill Hicks, line for line. Stole persona and act of the great man but omitted all compassion for humanity. As such deserves slow, painful death.


fig.3. Roy 'Chubby' Brown. Ah, Britain. Good old white-supremacist, reactionary, chauvinist, salt o' the earth, TV-dinner Britain. The 'real' Britain, according to Chubby.
Far, far past his sell-by date. Somebody purge this gluttonous F.U.C.K, please.


fig.4. And while your at it throw 'Little Britain' on the pyre, before the viewing figures send me spiraling into self-abuse again.
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Old 09-19-2008, 12:07 AM   #60 (permalink)
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I liked Emo when he voiced Shannon in Home Movies.

And yeah Leary is a horrible stand up, he stole a lot from Hicks, just took out the actual punchlines.
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