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Cheese 04-13-2009 09:38 PM

Tom Green. The guy's about as funny as passing a kidney stone

Janszoon 04-13-2009 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese (Post 637395)
Tom Green. The guy's about as funny as passing a kidney stone

Totally. And there was that year or two when he was everywhere. I never understood what people found funny about him, he's just annoying.

Dr_Rez 04-13-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 637405)
Totally. And there was that year or two when he was everywhere. I never understood what people found funny about him, he's just annoying.

And somehow that ***** got this:

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics...ymore-5084.jpg

Cheese 04-13-2009 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 637410)


Can't stand her either. The perfect match

Janszoon 04-13-2009 09:56 PM

I don't mind Drew Barrymore as an actress or as a person but she looks like an adult-sized baby and I find that sort of disturbing.

Dr_Rez 04-13-2009 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese (Post 637412)
Can't stand her either. The perfect match

I am referring more to her looks than character ;)

Janszoon 04-13-2009 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 637418)
I am referring more to her looks than character ;)

See my post above. :D

Dr_Rez 04-13-2009 10:03 PM

I cant complain about anything in this picture.
http://drew-barrymore-fans.photozine...ch-02-2008.jpg

Janszoon 04-13-2009 10:05 PM

Giant baby with large breasts is disturbing. :eek:

FaSho 04-13-2009 10:07 PM

Wow I agree Janz, She's got a major baby face going on there.

Cheese 04-13-2009 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 637428)
I cant complain about anything in this picture.
http://drew-barrymore-fans.photozine...ch-02-2008.jpg

Just fails to do it for me......however give me Christina Ricci anyday:love:

Dr_Rez 04-13-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 637431)
Giant baby with large breasts is disturbing. :eek:

What if you were in a room with her and this:
http://xianlandia.com/pix/brownbag.jpg

Then??

Janszoon 04-13-2009 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 637439)
What if you were in a room with her and this:
http://xianlandia.com/pix/brownbag.jpg

Then??

Depends. Is there a sandwich in that bag?

Dr_Rez 04-13-2009 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 637442)
Depends. Is there a sandwich in that bag?

Now your just taking your hate for Tom Green out on her.

Janszoon 04-13-2009 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 637447)
Now your just taking your hate for Tom Green out on her.

:laughing:

Antonio 04-14-2009 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 633526)
I like Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White.

But all in all, southern humor is excruciating.

I'd also like to nominate every Latino comic EVER.

with comics of different ethnicities/southern comics, they can be good if they didn't use their culture as some kind of crutch for humor

boo boo 04-14-2009 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 637542)
with comics of different ethnicities/southern comics, they can be good if they didn't use their culture as some kind of crutch for humor

Well that's the main problem.

"Ey look at me I'm a Mexican, cant yoo tell by mah acceent?? So yeah, I live in the ghetto, drive a Chevy Impala and my mother was very abusive and negligent."

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 637431)
Giant baby with large breasts is disturbing. :eek:

Bah, I love her face, especially the crooked smile she always has, it's adorable. I like her on a personal level too, and I'm just as confused over what she saw in Tom Green as the next person.

I think Drew Barrymore is totally attractive, I don't care what anyone says.

And someone mentioned Christina Ricci, I should say, for a very long time I thought she was the most beautiful woman on earth, well I wouldn't say that now (that would be Jarah Mariano) but she's still in my top 10. I guess it's because I'm a nerd and she's like the closest thing to a real life anime chick.

Surell 04-15-2009 11:12 PM

I've never really heard White talk about southerners that much. Just his drinking mostly.

Freebase Dali 04-15-2009 11:52 PM

Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.

Janszoon 04-16-2009 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 639148)
Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.

Nope.

Antonio 04-16-2009 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 639148)
Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.

not really

ElephantSack 04-16-2009 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 639148)
Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.

I'd plow her, dude. I'm with ya. /knucks/

Thrice 04-21-2009 09:17 PM

So I looked up Bob Saget after hearing how funny he was, and he was not funny what so ever.

boo boo 04-22-2009 11:27 PM

At least he can take pride in being an internet meme that will never go away.

[Paranoid.Android] 04-24-2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 644694)
At least he can take pride in being an internet meme that will never go away.

Sure. Look what it did for Rick Astley.

TheBig3 04-27-2009 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 639148)
Oh come on you lying bastards. Every straight one of you would bone Drew Barrymore given the slightest chance.
Stop being so internet modest.

that might be true, but when I say there would be no speaking, I mean zero speaking, she drives up the tree, and then when i'm up the tree the memory of her insipid child-talk drives me to suicide.

[Paranoid.Android] 04-29-2009 04:35 PM

More of a massive annoyance than anything... I think the real damage is the fact that I (and probably millions of others) now know every word to that damn song. It's like a virus. I picture zombies doing some odd zombie shuffle to that song, sort of groaning along with the words.


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