Unfunny Comedians
 

I am about to go and watch Mock the Week , one of my favourite TV shows.
Sadly it also means I have to spend the next half hour watching this unfunny bastard.

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Post yours.

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Him

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Him

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And him.

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Carlos Mencia

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Cunt.

You beat me to it you shit.
Ugh! I fucking hate him.

I don't even know where to start on this tool.

still game.
that was so funny.
unfunny is jimmy cricket and morcome and wise.

You mean Morecambe And Wise? They were more Comedy actors than stand up comedians to which the thread is alluding to. However M & W were great.

The King.

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M&W were not great.
They were over rated family early evening light entertainment but they were no side splitting funny.
That is why they are perfect for urbans question.
They were hailed as geniuses yet they were cabaret and not funny.
Watch steve coogan paul calf when he joins a cult.
That is one of the funniest episodes ever.
M&W were funny to old people who had gentle dispositions and liked ballroom dancing but they were, I repeat, not funny.

I was wondering when this would come up...
I liked him before he started acting.

Very very few comedians are side splittingly funny. Nuanced performances are everybit as funny as a one liner.

That is true.
Of course that is true.
But M&W were cabaret and not funny.
Tommy Cooper was funny to me but they were just not funny.
I guess they were for a generation who enjoyed dance and theatre comedy but to me it is just so obvious and they just danced badly while someone danced well and that was meant to crack us up.
Jakie Mason is great in some shows.

beat me to it

Aries Spears isn't funny on MadTV or elsewhere. In fact, I have no idea how he landed in comedy to begin with...

I dunno, Dane can be funny sometimes, like when he isn't in movies.

Agreed.

You are all wrong

All of mine have been said. Mencia is ****ing terrible. I dont know how he has a carrear. Cook is just plain bad.

And for some reason or another most women comedians are not funny. I dont know why (and ladies do not jump down my throat, nothing against women) but they just seem to usually try to hard and come across as boring.

Oh I've got some, those d-bags that are on every comedy central roast

No you.

Dane Cook is not funny

Your face is.... not.... funny?

I have no idea who any of those comedians are.

Howie Mandel is not funny
Chris Rock is not funny

Sad.

We have a winner.

And the runner up.

Michael Richards.

Now c'mon, he's funny as an actor, I mean c'mon, f*cking Kramer.

But as a stand up, yeah not so much.

women.

...oh wow

thats what i was gonna say. im glad i didnt remember his name, but then sadly i read someones post.

But then who would be open to **** Matt Damon?

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Moron.

One thing that really humored me was on an episode of the O'Reilly factor, where papa bear did his same ol routine talking about Timbaland and rap music's masogynistic lyrics. And on that same f*cking episode he had Andrew Dice Clay as a guest to promote some crappy show he's doing or something, and he didn't bring up ANYTHING about the fact that he's the most sexist comedian who ever lived.

So the lession is, it's ok when white people do it.

I don't think he's that misogynistic , but lets see what the bitches here think.

Was wondering when someone was going to put him up

It comes to something that an English guy has to put a useless, but seemingly successful performer up even though he had no success over here at all.

I can not stand this douche.

Sarah Silverman