Toxic masculinity tastes like human waste.

Back in my day, we geeks used to settle our beefs in the Tekken Tag Tournament. No Ogre, no Devil Jin, loser pays for the aftermatch hookers.

I'll buy you a Switch if you buy me an ancient dildo with a finish so destroyed that using it is like allowing fire ants free reign in your anus.

Mail it and I will consider your offering.

I just lost my switch because my roommate moved :(

I got reimbursed for my half but it still stings.

I'm going to emulate Breath of the Wild on my PC but getting it configured is a whole deal.

If you wanted dungeons, sure, it's a huge disappointment.

But with the shrines they kind of put mini dungeons everywhere.

My top 3 Zeldas: BOTW, Wind Waker and Link Between Worlds (not in order). PS: I never really played the other 2D Zeldas so don't kill me for excluding SNES Zelda.

Majora's Mask >

My biggest complaints with BOTW:

Not enough difficult enemies

Story was really bad

English Zelda voice actor makes me want to hurt people

Not enough patching / support / iteration post launch (barely any compared to Odyssey)

I agree completely. They don't do enough to scale the monsters up to your level.

Yes in part but I think you just expect RPG's to scale the mechanics to meet the harder difficulty. This is a feature kinda of some RPG's but the scaling is more appealing to the same kind of mechanic Facebook and other social media sites (like here) do where constant stimulation makes you feel like something good is happening and so you can't tear yourself away and must continue to engage.

If that doesn't sound like a grand justification for RPG's then go play some game that makes your dick look bigger to "girls".