https://www.twitch.tv/videos/588577949

Me kicking ass for 30 minutes straight.

The **** is that ****?

Soviet Jump Game. It's on steam. Not only is it free, it's a right of the people.

And you of all people need face cam, Amish Coolio.

I of all people don't need a face cam.

Edit: Plus, my hair grew and evolved into Cuter Than Post Malone.

It's your ace in the hole, dummy. You can be the guy who doesn't look like a gamerbro douche or just-some-white-guy.

But my personality is ****.

Then just have face cam and no audio. It'll confuse people.

The gimmick will wear off when they realize I'm just some white guy gamerbro douche with stupid hair.

Well, not much of a gamerbro. I can't even fit a Gamecube up my ass. Just a white guy douche. With stupid hair.

Edit: I don't even have a cam.

Ended up getting Slay The Spire on PS4 last night since I was wanting to play it. I got in on pc back when it was in early access but I wanted to get it for console as well. Completely forgot how addicting this game is while simultaneously being really really ****ing good. I've already spent countless hours playing run after run after run.