"People look stupid when they cry." -Super

"Fuck it dude, let's go bowlin'"

J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?

Parnell: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

IMDB: Repo Man

Professor X - "Now I'm a professor and in a wheelchair, what next? do I grow bald as well?"

Chicago

*So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.

*I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently

*I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and Charlie doing number 17, the spread-eagle


Brokeback Mountain

*I wish I knew how to quit you.

*You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose

*You may kiss the bride - and if you don't, I will


Another Gay Movie

*Dude, don't be a dick burglar

*She does half the cheerleading squad and we can't even cop a handjob!

*Asses aren't all they're cracked up to be

Scary Movie 4:

"You look like ****"

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"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I don´t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That´s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits. And not pointing fingers saying: You ain´t what you wanna be because of him or her or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain´t you! You´re better than that!" (Rocky Balboa)

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I don´t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That´s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits. And not pointing fingers saying: You ain´t what you wanna be because of him or her or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain´t you! You´re better than that!" (Rocky Balboa) *** SORRY :P

annnd also

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*

LOTR - ROTK

"You wanna be a big cop in a small town? **** off up the model village." Hot Fuzz

Not as good as Shaun of the Dead, but still an awesome movie.

I disagree, I prefer Hot Fuzz over Shaun of the Dead if I had to choose one to watch between the two of them.

I do like Shaun of the Dead but Hot Fuzz slightly more.

Tough call. Both are hilarious and just cool movies in general, but I'd give the edge to Hot Fuzz as well. The obviousness of Skinner being a murderer and poking fun at action movie one-liners gets me every time.

Danny: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas: In the freezer.
Danny: Did you say "Cool off"?
Nicholas: No, I didn't say anything...
Danny: Shame.
Nicholas: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "Play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny: You're off the ****in' chain!

"When you`re slapped, you`ll take it and like it" Humphrey Bogart to Peter Lorre in the Maltese Falcon 1941

"you know how to whistle, don't you? just put your lips together and blow" - some Bogart movie I forgot

Sounds like it could be from In a Lonely Place but to be fair his films are littered with great movie quotes.

That's from To Have and Have Not. Lauren Bacall. I don't know how many times I saw that movie when I was younger - my family are huge fans of classic cinema.

Well Done! I just made a guess. Walter Brennan is outstanding in that film as the "Old Rummy"

A couple from one of my favorite farces of all time, Neil Simon's Murder By Death:

Sam Diamond: I don't get it. First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back. Who would do a thing like that?
Dick Charleston: Possibly some deranged dry cleaner.

Milo Perrier: What do you make of all of this, Wang?
Sidney Wang: Is confusing.
Lionel Twain: [from moose head] IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

Jamesir Bensonmum: She murdered herself in her sleep, sir.
Dick Charleston: You mean suicide?
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh no, it was murder, all right. Mrs. Twain HATED herself.

Sam Diamond: No pinkies? You mean Twain has only got eight fingers?
Tess Skeffington: No, no, he's got ten. He just doesn't have any pinkies.

Marcel: Something isn't right in all of this, eh. I can feel it in my buns.
Inspector Milo Perrier: Your what?
Marcel: My buns.
Inspector Milo Perrier: Buns? Your buns? You bought buns and you didn't tell me? Where are they? Where are the buns?
Marcel: Oh! No, monsieur. The BONES in my body.
Inspector Milo Perrier: You should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry.

Well, I just pooped in your breakfast cereal. So take that.

You should do that on a daily basis, it tasted better.

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

where have you been, man?

Johnny Depp has Don Juan Demarco

"'Including you... there have been.. exactly... mmm...1,502.'
"I could see that this was a number substantially greater than the one she had in mind."

It's pretty long, I don't quote the whole thing, usually the just the line "You can't handle the truth."

"Are you Archibald?"
"Call me Harry!"