Favourite Movie Quotes
 

Street Trash: "Fuck you! Give me a bottle of booze, here's my dollar, suck my dick"

Bladerunner: "wake up! time to die"

The Thing: " I don't wanna spend the rest of the winter tied to this FUCKING CHAIR!"

Angel Heart: "He used to play the drums like two jack rabbits fucking"

Taxi Driver: "Shit... I'm waiting for the sun to shine."

Plenty more to come.

I love that one. Doesn't he start sweetly by saying something like, "Hey guys, when you have a moment"?

Idiocracy
"Water? You mean like from the toilet?"

The Big Lebowski
"Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist here? What are you, a bunch of fucking crybabies?"

Repo Man
Duke: "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am."
Otto: "That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me."
Duke: "Yeah, but it still hurts."

A Mighty Wind
"Thank God for the model trains, you know? If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains."

Yeah he does that's why it works so well.

I could fill pages with quotes from Withnail & I. Here's a couple from Monty:

"Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp."

"Flowers are simply tarts; prostitutes for the bees."

Princess Mononoke
Lady Eboshi: What exactly are you here for?
Prince A****aka: To see with eyes... unclouded by hate.

Kôhroku: My arm, it doesn't hurt anymore. IT'S HEALED!
[bones crack]
Kôhroku: Ow! No, it's still broken.

And since I don't have much of a thing for quotes, but rather their delivery, here's a scene from Troll 2 for the lulz

Tyler Durden: You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. **** damnation, man, **** redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!

This automatic censor thing is an endless source of lulz.

12 Angry Men
Juror #10: Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English.
Juror #11: Doesn't even speak good English.

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
Arthur Seaton: I'm out for a good time - all the rest is propaganda.

The Big Lebowski
Walter: **** it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Hi, Lloyd!
Lloyd: Hi, Harry!
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off a jet way again.

I'm sure I'll remember a few more in time...

Pulp Fiction:
"I'm gonna get medevil on your ass!"

Anchorman:
"Hey Ron I'm riding a big furry tractor."

There's Somthing About Mary:
"Is it the frank or the beans?"

The Crow: "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

Casino Royale: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

Boondock Saints:
"Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match ****'s gotta go.
Doc: What?
Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen."

Young Frankenstein: "What hump?"

Into the Wild:

Christopher McCandless : "What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?"

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (best movie ever):
"Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."

Rushmore:
"So you're a neurosurgeon?"
"No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake."

I'm a big fan of Wes Anderson movies.

God bless Brick Top.

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"

Turkish: "You take sugar?"
Brick Top: "No thank you Turkish... I'm sweet enough."

I watched that last week for the first time in about 5 years. Damn, it does'nt hold up very well at all :(

I'm surprised, i could watch it every week for 5 years happily!

anything out of In Bruges
Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids ****ing out of it! What have they done? You ****ing retract that bit about my **** ****ing kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your **** ****ing kids.
Harry: Insult my ****ing kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?


Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

I need to watch 'In Bruges'.

Oldie but goodie:

The Italian Job: You are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

and this absolute pearler:

The Long Good Friday (A British gangster to an American gangster): What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an hot dog, know what I mean?

The Dark Knight: "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things."

More to come

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

I love Airplane

Garden State

- Sidecars are for bitches.

from tombstone:
'why wyatt, you are an oak'

from lebowski
'you want a toe? i can get you a toe, i can get you a toe by tuesday, there are ways'

from o brother
'i've made up my mind and counted to three'

I hated Life Aquatic...so disappointing. Tenenbaums is much better.

What!!!!!????!!!!! Have you lost your mind, it's fantastic.

"Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?"

"Because he dodges' Bullets Avi"

More Brick Top

"No thank you Turkish, I'm Sweet enough"

"Your a ruthless little **** Liam, I'll give you that"

^^^
The acting is ropey upon multiple views and it tries almost too hard to be cool and edgy. I used to love this movie but a true test to me is multiple viewings and quite frankly it bored me when I last saw it. I am however looking forward to the DVD release of ROCKAROLLA and am I the only person who enjoyed Revolver?

Oogway: You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

A few more favourites...

Psycho
Norman Bates: She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Marion Crane: Yes. Sometimes just one time can be enough.

American Psycho
Patrick Bateman: [voice-over] There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Chungking Express
Cop663: You like noisy music?
Faye: Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
Cop663: You don't like to think? What do you like?
Faye: Never thought about it.

On ROCKAROLLA I am with you

On Revolver...yes

On Snatch.........................I remember you when you had 1,000 posts...

American Psycho is a stunning film. Love it.

Easily one of my absolute favourite movies. The book's pretty damn grisly too. Shame about the sequel though

I dare'nt watch the sequel. I have to admit that I could'nt get into the book :(

The sequel's absolute garbage - I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot film pole. As for the book, it really is quite an extraordinary (and very graphic) piece of work. Probably not everyone's cuppa tea, but I loved it

Dark City
Where is Mr. Quick?

NO more Mr. Quick.

I thought the book took forever to get going, but once it did: holy shit.

I STILL need to read the book, but the films in my top 10 easily.

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

The Big Lebowski

Walter: Dude, dude, I think there's a hidden message here.
The Dude: Hidden message? Yeah there's a hidden message here, it's "Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!"

Jesus: Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

I'm Not There

(During a scene with Cate Blanchett playing Dylan)
Guy: He hits like a girl!

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna to work. Most of them just cheat on you."-Silent Bob-Clerks

"I haven't been f#cked like that since grade school."-Marla Singer-Fight Club

"Having a kid is great...as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking."-Sonny-Big Daddy

"Meet you in Malkovich in one hour."-Maxine-Being John Malkovich.

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower, it's the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."-Lester Burnham-American Beauty.

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"

-Joel, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-

well this is not a great quote or anything, but it made me cry like a baby something about fathers and sons, it always gets to me..., it's from "Dear Frankie", a very nice little movie.WARNING:contains EXTREME spoilers, and if u haven't seen the film, see it and don't read this.It's worth it:

Frankie:"Ma and I had a bit of a shock last week.My da. my real da. he's been sick.I think he's been sick for a long time.Ma never said anything. but I just knew.And last week. he died.I think Ma's very sad inside.but Marie says time's a great healer.and Ma's not to worry anymore. 'cause she's still got me.Anyway. I've got to go now.My tea's ready.I hope it's not chips.I've had them three times this week.Maybe you'll come and see us one more time. Maybe next time your ship docks.Your friend. Frankie".

Running with Scissors is a goldmine:

Augusten: According to Hope, Freud died of kitty Leukemia. According to me, Freud died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water

Augusten: What just happened?
Neil: You think you're ***, right? That's what *** men do. Just wanted you to know what you're in for. Want a beer? Smoke?
Augusten: No.

Dr. Finch: Everyone! Come quickly! Wake up! Wake up! A miracle! A miracle! A miracle has occured!
Agnes Finch: What're you looking at?
Natalie: Dad's morning ****.
Dr. Finch: See? See how the duplicoil is breaking out of the surface of the water? Holy Father.
Agnes Finch: Doctor, let me draw you a nice bath.
Dr. Finch: Agnes, go get a shoehorn. A shoehorn, Agnes.
Hope: But what does it mean, Dad?
Dr. Finch: It means our financial situation is turning around. It means things are looking upward. Literally, the **** is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
[Augusten and Natalie try to hide their laughter]
Dr. Finch: No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe. Agnes, I want you to carefully remove this, take it outside, and let it dry in the sun. We're starting a shrine, Agnes. A shrine. Hope, let's prepare.

Neil: "The Angry Nun" by Neil Bookman: "Bitch! Whore of Jesus! Dressed in black, you do not bleed, like a woman should bleed between the legs! But with your ruler, your crucifix of hatred, you strike my tender flesh! I bleed for you! Oh, mother." And then I-I ran out of ink.

Why does Pacino have to shout every line these days? The whole premise of The Godfather films was Pacinos' softly spoken demeanour. When he lost it, you really felt it.