Worst Movies of All Time

OceanAndSilence · 03-23-2010, 04:43 AM

seriously, no one has mentioned troll 2? it's so bad that it's good.

Dr_Rez · 03-23-2010, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by OceanAndSilence

seriously, no one has mentioned troll 2? it's so bad that it's good.

I mentioned it earlier. I reallllllly want to find a copy of this online, you happen to know where?

NO PISSING ON HOSPITALITY

goodfoot · 03-23-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Portraying him as talented is romanticizing Jim Morrison.

he wasn't the talent but he had charisma by the bucket load, m.h.o. is he's one of if not the best front man ever in rock'n roll..

simplephysics · 03-23-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by IamAlejo

Waterworld and it's not even close. The fact that they spent as much money on it as they did just triples it's horribleness.

That's the beauty of Waterworld, so bad it's borderline amazing.

I nominate Hitman and Max Payne. I'm beginning to notice (most) movies adapted from decent video games usually turn out to be flaming piles of crap. There are some noteworthy exceptions of course (mortal kombat, i mean.. hello), but I think I can stop holding out on there ever being a Legend of Zelda movie that isn't terrible.

storymilo · 03-23-2010, 04:03 PM

What about this monstrosity?

I think the slogan says it all.... "You can mess with him. But don't mess with his water."

Idioteque · 03-24-2010, 12:39 AM

Not sure if anyone mentioned this or not but Death Bed.. The Bed that EATS! is the worst movie EVER!! In one scene a girl gets attacked by this 'death bed' and then crawls away from it for like 15 minutes!! I even fast forwarded through it and it still took like 6 minutes and when she finally gets up the stairs to the door the bed just whips this sheet out and pulls her right back!! Why was that even necessary?? Also, I just realised the other day that the dad from Boy Meets World is in it.. the skin gets melted off of his hands and then he still takes the time to smoke a cigarette with his bone hand...

boo boo · 03-24-2010, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Portraying him as talented is romanticizing Jim Morrison.

Oh for f*ck's sake.

You do know the guy actually contributed to the songwriting right?

And he's one of my favorite vocalists so STFU!

**Janszoon** · 03-24-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Idioteque

Not sure if anyone mentioned this or not but Death Bed.. The Bed that EATS! is the worst movie EVER!! In one scene a girl gets attacked by this 'death bed' and then crawls away from it for like 15 minutes!! I even fast forwarded through it and it still took like 6 minutes and when she finally gets up the stairs to the door the bed just whips this sheet out and pulls her right back!! Why was that even necessary?? Also, I just realised the other day that the dad from Boy Meets World is in it.. the skin gets melted off of his hands and then he still takes the time to smoke a cigarette with his bone hand...

I'm definitely going to have to watch this one.

Blueburritto · 03-24-2010, 12:00 PM

Titanic for me (given the budget and cast)was awful,so bad in fact I was rooting for the iceberg!

**Janszoon** · 03-24-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueburritto

Titanic for me (given the budget and cast)was awful,so bad in fact I was rooting for the iceberg!

You must have been happy with the way it turned out then!

03-23-2010, 04:43 AM	#161 (permalink)
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storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	What about this monstrosity? I think the slogan says it all.... "You can mess with him. But don't mess with his water."

03-24-2010, 12:39 AM	#166 (permalink)
Idioteque Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Edmonton Posts: 13	Not sure if anyone mentioned this or not but Death Bed.. The Bed that EATS! is the worst movie EVER!! In one scene a girl gets attacked by this 'death bed' and then crawls away from it for like 15 minutes!! I even fast forwarded through it and it still took like 6 minutes and when she finally gets up the stairs to the door the bed just whips this sheet out and pulls her right back!! Why was that even necessary?? Also, I just realised the other day that the dad from Boy Meets World is in it.. the skin gets melted off of his hands and then he still takes the time to smoke a cigarette with his bone hand...

03-24-2010, 12:00 PM	#169 (permalink)
Blueburritto Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Belfast Posts: 21	Titanic for me (given the budget and cast)was awful,so bad in fact I was rooting for the iceberg!