Comus Fantasy VII: The Revisiting

Comus · 06-11-2009, 12:42 AM

So, after a moderate explosion and a massive fall, the screen goes black, and a kind of inner/outer mono/dialogue ensues, it's hard to tell what the hell is going on here. Voice acting got rid of so much amibuity, shame the actual acting sucks.

It? IT? I have a name douchebags. I'm also a person, "it" doesn't really qualify, I don't look like my real self where I could possible be mistaken for a girl due to the long hair. But here? No I don't accept that.

I have a feeling we could have skipped a large portion of the game and just skipped to this if that fucking slut had actually stuck up to her part of the bargain. I paid that gil and I expect to get the loving I deserve from it.

I was better in the last picture when I could stare up your skirt.

You whore yourself out in a church? What blasphemy is this!

Comus · 06-11-2009, 12:51 AM

Yeah, err sorry about that, I can explain.

The whole rush of it all, it just excited me a bit too much. That and I had been promised loving soo much. Also premature ejaculation is always funny, especially if you can hit someone with it. You might want to wash that off...

Yeah, because old wood is not at all hard or painful, although in your profession I'm sure you get to know a lot about that sort of thing.

What kind of stupid fucking question is that? If it's hers she's taking some pretty hefty advantage of church property. Then again she is using it as a whorehouse, so I wouldn't put it past the bitch.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 12:56 AM

Your logic, it astounds me.

Unlike the fucking girls, none of them want to bloom into little women. I have an extending mechanism in my pants that will do it for them for free, but nooo.

We've been meeting now for the past 10 or so pictures, what the fuck is wrong with you?

And attention seeking ensues.

Yeah I remember you, you're that whore that sold me your flower under false pretenses. I'm still pretty damn pissed off about that.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 10:27 AM

Since the option for "whore who ripped me off" was unavailable. I'm pretty sure I remember smelling liquor on your breath. And you'd have to be drunk to wear that dress in the slums!

Have you ever heard of a term "the customers always right?" Clearly not, becuase then you would also have heard about proper service and not ripping people off. Giving me a flower for a whole gil and then buggering off means I no longer have any respect for you, bitch.

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I AM NOT FORGIVING YOU

What kind of stupid bitch ass question is that? I'm standing here, with mako eyes, and stupidly oversized muscles, do I look like I don't have materia?

Comus · 06-11-2009, 10:30 AM

However, the inner rage must be combatted with outer cool.

So here I am beginning to wonder what this crazy whore is all about. Asking me about materia, she still hasn't washed off my little accident.

You mean like inbetween your legs? ZING

Yeah since you know, all materia has a use.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 10:37 AM

Lies make baby jesus cry. You clearly don't know shit about materia.

Have you ever heard of the three ellipses rule? Ah, so that materia is what keeps you from losing your mind while out whoring in the slums eh?

I bought you, and that didn't lead to sex, so what fucking good will talking do? My choice was clear.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 10:38 AM

Instead, I whip out my penis.

Yeah damn straight you see, what are you going to do with it bitch?

What the hell lady? Let me refer to the correct response.

So...?

*victory music*

Comus · 06-11-2009, 10:48 AM

So, my victory music seems premature, much like my previous ejaculation. This bitch wants to exchange names and whatnot.

Yeah, because as a faceless whore you really need to know the name of all your clients. Actually I suppose you do need a name other than "MONEY" to shout out when we get busy.

So, what should I name my secondary love interest. She's a whore, but relatively pretty, but she also rips me off...

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hrm...

:D?

No, nevermind, that would just be confusing.

Better, I suppose.

It's pretty established by now that you're not the flower girl at all, you're just a cheap slut, whoring yourself out one gil at a time.

Comus · 06-11-2009, 10:52 AM

Also know as disgruntled customer, when are we going to get down and dirty?

Ah, more questions, you really do like talking don't you? What do I do? Well.

Apart from slum girls, clearly, they just don't put out.

Wow, passed your int check did you? That would be a first.

Whatever, or whoever... :D? :D? Like you, if only.

Guybrush · 06-11-2009, 10:54 AM

Hahaha, awesome read

I gotta keep an eye on this. I wanna know what the **** I'm up to! Where did I go after that bridge disaster?

FFVII is great, but I never actually played the whole thing. I did complete number 6 though.

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Comus I'm sorry, is this Can? Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,988	Also know as disgruntled customer, when are we going to get down and dirty? Ah, more questions, you really do like talking don't you? What do I do? Well. Apart from slum girls, clearly, they just don't put out. Wow, passed your int check did you? That would be a first. Whatever, or whoever... :D? :D? Like you, if only.