dac

I'm just saying, she probably wouldn't complain if you put on a decent album, which is hard enough to find in ANY girl...

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1970's


1980's

1990's


2000's

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My Van Morrison Discography Thread

FaSho

Cameron Richardson ftw:

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Wayfarer

After hearing that album of Tom Waits butchery, I think I'd rather pork Hitler than Scarlett Johansson.

boo boo

You chose to listen to it, that's your fault.

She could become a nazi for all I care, it's Scarlett Johansson, she can butcher whatever the f*ck she wants as long as she's doing it in her underwear.

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Wayfarer

Were it humanly possible to fathom that it was sheer butchery prior to listening to it, I wouldn't have listened to it.

And Jesus Christ people are ****ing shallow. OH I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S A MUSICALLY INCOMPETENT PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S DOING NOTHING BUT CONTRIBUTING TO HUMANITY'S DECLINING STANDARDS, JUST LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES SHAKE HYUCK HYUCK I'D LOVETA SHOVE MY MEAT IN BETWEEN THOSE DIRTY PILLOWS. It's no better than these teenage girls who obsess over and support absolute bullshit like the Jonas Brothers because they're "hot". Find a goddamned soul. There's more to life than mammalian protuberances and orifices you ****ing useless proles. Did we all evolve and grow a second brain in our dicks or something? Did I miss a meeting? What the hell is going on? I seem to be the only one capable of thinking with something other than my cock.

boo boo

If it's wrong to jerk off to hot women with no musical talent then we would just be left with Aretha Franklin and Patti Smith

Excuse me while I vomit at the thought of that.

When it comes to sexual attraction, I don't care about her talent or role in the capitalist system, I'm not a paranoid psychopath, when I'm jerking off, Tom Waits is the last goddamn thing I'm thinking about. Seriously, you hipsters take your little obsessions a bit too far.

It's not like I'm buying her f*cking records, so don't patrionize me just because I find her attractive, Jesus Christ.

You're an anti-capitalist Bill Hicks wannabe, we get it.

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Arya Stark

Bryan, what the ****? >.>

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Astronomer

And the thread is titled 'Most Beautiful Female Musician' not 'Most Talented Female Musician.'

Arya Stark

Yeah but there's a difference.

Beautiful girls are the kind you want to get to know...

Am I thinking too old-fashioned?

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