I read this in Sterling Archer's voice.

I never said I don't care about the storyline, but it's GTA. I come for the open world and the endless random activities, not some self indulgent crap that wishes it was a Scorsese movie. And I have nothing against New York itself, but they went from three giant cities, deserts, forests, an ocean, etc to one city where everything pretty much looked the same.

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Sigged.

That's awesome! I think it's because we want to experience being a guy so we can act tough and slap some bitches.

Because that's what being a guy is? Because that's what being tough is? Seriously I know this is meant to be funny but ffs. I can't just not say something.

omg a joke relatin so gender on the internet omg no way omg call cops omg omg omg

You actually don't think I'm serious? Lol.

Excuse me Vanilla I don't appreciate you calling girls bitches.




































bitch

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How can you speak about women that way! I am soooo offended.


































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I only refer to men as bitches.


Thank you for your understanding, ladies and bitches

:nono:

pretty sure slappin hos and/or bitches is slut shaming somewhere.

Someone will have to tell the game makers! Anyway, it's not like the prostitutes are real within the game. If you do that in real life then shame on you.

Shame for what?

Bought the game from Asda. Installed. Played an hour and done a couple missions. It's better than GTA4.

glad this thread is safe for work now

Jesus christ Fluffy I didnt need to see that. But seriously if i had the game i would be doing that.

The game is top 2 of the GTA games.

With 4 it felt like a chore to get into the game but this one you're hooked from the start.

The only one that comes close is Vice City, maybe beats it considering the time it came out and the hype around it.

We need a HD remake of Vice City.

Heard of Vice City RAGE?

^ Na, what was it released on?

:laughing: good to see things are really improving around here

PC man, it's a total conversion mod.

So much wit in this game. This is levels ahead of GTA 4. The way they take the piss out of Apple and social networking is :cool:.

How so?

If people don't want me to spoil bits of the game don't read on from here.











It's just funny. One of the missions involves rigging a prototype smartphone with a bomb then ringing the bloke hosting a live unveiling of it, it's clearly a take on Steve Jobs and the iPhone unveilings, the speech is pretty funny, when he answers the phone the bomb goes off live on telly as you're watching it in your house. The radio station news mocks Apple and smartphone fanboyism in general.

They have two parodies of Twitter and Facebook when you use the internet named Bleeter (and instead of the bird logo it's a sheep) and LifeInvader. It's spot on the way they mock these sites.

That sis awesome, I have always enjoyed all the social commentary in GTA. That is what makes rockstar such a great company, the attention to detail. Even 3 had an incredible amount of hidden stufff that if you just quickly passed by you would never get the humor.

Yeah man, one that I liked what when you had to blow up a car at Marco's Bistro and the slogan for the restaurant was 'Eat Til You Explode!' :D

So much detail in this game. If you attack someone in the street, people get their phones out a take pics and film. If you crash into a car at speed, the driver you hit slumps on their steering wheel and the horn stays going off.

It really is worth the money. Can't wait until the online works.

they mad ea billion already??


decent, not bad

Rockstar needed this. Before the release of this game they weren't doing so well from an investment point of view.

I'm waiting for GTAV to hit Steam.

I have a few gripes about five. First of all **** LA. The streets there are kind of confusing to navigate. Idk what they did to the mini map but it's kind of weird and I find myself always having to create waypoints for where ever I want to go. Two, where are the cops? You only see tons of them AFTER you gain a star. In 4, I used to tap the back of their cars to start up some crap and see if I could survive the police onslaught. There are no cops like randomly driving around.

The map is fine imo. In fact I have no problems getting around the city, whereas with 4 I never really felt like I got a grasp of the game.

As for the police, I've seen them, not loads but they're there.

*shrug*

**** this, all I want to do is play gta 5. I have Vite City SA and 4 but I cant play them without feeling like a poverty gamer. fellsbadman, I dont have any male friends where I moved so I cant even go to someones house to play it.

Exactly. However, there are plenty other great games to play on the PC.

I find the LA map about 5000x more easy to navigate than the New York. The streets are wider and there's less narrow short ones. The city is more open and less congested, just like real life LA vs NYC

Your second point is true though, and also the cops are tough as nails in this game, even on a 2 star wanted level.

Still having a blast, this game is what IV should have been

You know why New York is easier to navigate? It is pretty much like a chess board and it's so hard to get lost. You have to try really hard.

The streets being wider is nice and all but if I'm not using the GPS it's hard to tell if I should have went over an overpass/bridge or I missed going over a ramp on a freeway and I end up underneath where I need to be. Just minor little things like that.

Goofle you got this yet?

I'm on about 25% now. I forgot though that with GTA the percentage includes all side missions and whatnot, I don't want the story to end cos it's very good.

Once I've clocked it, I'll go back then clock it again.

Just picked it up and played way more than I wanted to in one sitting because I didn't know there was an autosave option on the phone. I kept trying to go into Michael's house to sleep but it kept starting new missions instead lol. Seems fine so far. I'll have to play more to give a real assessment of it.

Finished the story, working on 100% now.

Humiliating Laslow might be the best part of the whole game, but the missions leading up to the finale are all very memorable. This is the best GTA game, with the best story, best characters, everything.

It blows everything else out of the water.

I want the next GTA to be about a female protagonist!

i dont think that would see very well tbh