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The Batlord 06-14-2016 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709710)
I'm on a long conference call and can't listen to it for a while. I'll get back to you for sure.

**** your work. Your wife can turn a few tricks for some extra money anyway. I'd pay.

Chula Vista 06-14-2016 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1709715)
**** your work. Your wife can turn a few tricks for some extra money anyway. I'd pay.

It's lawsuit stuff so it's major important. We're shooting for $20+ million and I get 5%. My wife is still pretty hot but it'd take a while for her to turn $1,000,000.00 worth of tricks.

;)

The Batlord 06-14-2016 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1709717)
It's lawsuit stuff so it's major important. We're shooting for $20+ million and I get 5%. My wife is still pretty hot but it'd take a while for her to turn $1,000,000.00 worth of tricks.

;)

:O I'll suck your dick, bro.

Chula Vista 06-14-2016 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1709726)
:O I'll suck your dick, bro.

3.5 hours and still going. The owner of my company is getting deposed so we're doing a walk thru with our lawyers to prepare him. Freaking intense stuff.

No dick sucking, but I'll figure some way to celebrate with all of you MB derelicts if we win.

knock on wood peeps!

Lilja 06-18-2016 02:10 AM

Jim Jefferies




Frownland 07-25-2016 10:54 PM



Getting back into watching stand up and I ****ing love Stanhope now.

Also, after revisiting Bill Hicks, I've decided that he took Carlin's spot on social commentary without bringing any of the funny. Are we supposed to be laughing at his mullet the whole time? That gets boring.

Frownland 08-16-2016 12:50 AM

^continuing off of Stanhope, if you watch one episode of Infowars, watch this one. Alex Jones tries to get a rise out of Stanhope and he just doesn't give a **** and returns with some logic that kind of stumps talkbox Jones for once.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk4-xeAvWqs

The Batlord 08-27-2016 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1723139)


Getting back into watching stand up and I ****ing love Stanhope now.

Also, after revisiting Bill Hicks, I've decided that he took Carlin's spot on social commentary without bringing any of the funny. Are we supposed to be laughing at his mullet the whole time? That gets boring.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1730714)
^continuing off of Stanhope, if you watch one episode of Infowars, watch this one. Alex Jones tries to get a rise out of Stanhope and he just doesn't give a **** and returns with some logic that kind of stumps talkbox Jones for once.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk4-xeAvWqs

**** yes. I've been watching his specials for the past three days and they're epic. Except for the conspiracy bull**** Doug Stanhope is the man I see myself as in ten years: bitter, misanthropic, jaded, done with society in general, and perpetually drunk. Yeah, but more than now.

I totally identify with his bit about how it's bull**** that people who hate their jobs in their 20s all of a sudden care about them when they're in their 30s with a position of moderate authority. I know so many of these people working at ****ty fast food jobs. I'm like, our jobs are almost as irrelevant as the lives we are currently leading, and yet just because you're using it to support yourself and your family all of a sudden it's important? **** off, dumbass. Your paycheck is important, not the bull**** you've dedicated your life to.

crimsonite 09-01-2016 08:32 AM

Louis C.K just had his first ever live performance in Finland a couple of weeks ago and I missed it. I hate my life.

Chula Vista 09-01-2016 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by crimsonite (Post 1738647)
Louis C.K just had his first ever live performance in Finland a couple of weeks ago and I missed it. I hate my life.

Damn. I hate your life too.

Watched an hour long show last night on Netflix. "Remembering Robin Williams". Not the greatest retrospective but still damn good and I gained some nice insights into the guy. Worth a watch.


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