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Movies That Are So Bad They Are Good

I did not see a thread about this, so here are some good-bad movies.

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"The Room"

laughed so hard at this terrible movie.

Youre tearing me apart lisa!

I've riffed this movie so many times with friends. Sadly it's been supplanted by movies like The Room and Birdemic.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1561655)

Youre tearing me apart lisa!

Oh hai Mark.

Dude that babbling at the end though. 2:02

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1561641)

"The Room"

laughed so hard at this terrible movie.

This:

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My love for The Room has not been an easy road. It took months of fine tuning, refinement, some conformity and skipping doses of my meds to get down to the level of Tommy Wiseau and his unmitigated cult masterpiece. Whether you’ve seen the movie in its true form, whether you’ve seen it play on the April Fool’s Day airings on cable television here in America, whether you were there during the great tirade of Wiseau on online critics, “The Room” and its charms are almost impossible to ignore. It’s a movie so bad, so inept, so unbelievably painful, it’s almost impossible to comprehend anyone thought it would be great on-screen, “The Room” is a film I constantly quote to this day–ohai Mark! Whether or not you want to believe the cult clout for this was intentional or not is up to you, but that’s the mystery of “The Room” and the allure. It’s like sitting through a night club magic act and watching the magician flub through one gag after the other until eventually you look around wondering “Is he really this bad, or is this some sort of performance art?” An affront to everything independent cinema, “The Room” can be seen in festivals and art house showings all over the country, and to describe it as something of a brilliant blunder is an understatement in every definition of the word. Ohai Mark! I can still fondly recall waking up one night after a nap to see “The Room” playing over the normal programming on cable television. After the oodles of bad dialogue and profoundly disturbing repetition of sequence after sequence of football throwing and wearing grooms suits for no reason, and my screaming “What the **** is this ****?!” over and over again, I thought that maybe this was all a trick. Maybe somewhere deep down in the excesses of a boil within the black hole in the Andromeda Galaxy there is a good movie to be had about a man whose wife refuses to stop boning his friend Mark. There’s something about a young man who just can not stop watching them have sex. There’s a woman who refuses to die from cancer. There’s a sub-plot about drugs that goes nowhere. There’s a visit to the flower shop! And there’s a heavy fixation–and almost a near fetishizing–of football and formal tuxedos. It’s almost as if director Tommy Wiseau had no idea what Americans did on their free time and just assumed they threw footballs around in dark alleys and large public parks. And he used this as a form of method acting and improv that fails on all conceivable levels. Who actually plays football without actually playing the game? Wiseau shows the audience how! And how do you construct the most restrained outbursts of all time while mimicking chickens? Wiseau shows his audience how! “The Room” has been a juggernaut of cult fandom since its confusing introduction almost ten years ago. To this day fans believe this to be one hell of a bad movie you can enjoy on the basis that it’s just so ineptly made and poorly written you can’t help but laugh at the disaster that unfolds before our very eyes. Wiseau insists the film was never meant to be taken seriously. And yet he’s very quick to flex his litigious muscles whenever he feels the need to take his anger out on the world and show how fed up he is at poor Lisa, who just wants to get laid by anyone but this slumped fore headed goon, goddammit. You can never be sure with madman Tommy Wiseau these days. Cheep Cheep cheep!

I've had enough of The Room. It's like a funny joke that gets told over and over again. It loses its power. Check this one out...

Features such lines as...

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I will permit this colored man to speak. But speak one word of the Commie party, or one word in code, and I will blow his head off.

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Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast!

and one of my favorite lines of all time...

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I just ate shaving cream!
Well, everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while.

This one makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like Star Wars...

The Creeping Terror (1964)
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Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1561802)

I've had enough of The Room. It's like a funny joke that gets told over and over again. It loses its power. Check this one out...

Features such lines as...

and one of my favorite lines of all time...

I think that movie's intentionally bad though. It's pretty tongue-in-cheek.

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Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1561802)

I liked The Stuff unironically :(

My wife laughs until she cries every time she watches this. I have no clue why.

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1561834)

I liked The Stuff unironically :(

theres a scene where Jason's family is playing Zaxxon(Colecovision), i have that game.

The reason I find The Room so great is because Tommy Wiseau really thought he was making a great movie.

The Room is a bit tired now, but it was a revelation when I first watched it.

They are the best movies.

JAWS: The Revenge, this time it's personal ;)

Reviewed in Trollheart's Cinema Craptastique in The Couch Potato, but with a name like Nazis at the Center of the Earth, what more need you know?

This was my roommates favorite movie back in Cali. He must have played it a hundred times... in one month. It's an acquired taste. Meow.

Edit: his second favorite movie. The first is "Strange Brew," which incidentally might have been Rick Moranis' shining moment.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1627817)

Where is it set?

Ha ha. Try harder. It's a classic of the genre. I'm sure it's on Batty's top ten list... His hero is in it, as a giant ****ing metal robot!

For anyone who cares...
Trollheart's Cinema Craptastique: Nazis at the Centre of the Earth

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"A Basque priest finds by means of a cabalistic study of the Bible that the Antichrist is going to be born on Christmas Day in Madrid. Assisted by a heavy-metal fan and the host of a TV show on the occult, he will try to summon the Devil to find out the place of birth and kill the baby. "

At some point the priest wants to find information about the anticrist in order to approach him.. So , he enters a heavy metal store and asks for Napalm Death records !!!

Super Mario Bros. So cheesy, but incredibly enjoyable. A b-movie classic.

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Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho (Post 1633327)

Super Mario Bros. So cheesy, but incredibly enjoyable. A b-movie classic.

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Anything that has ever made it into a mill creek box set.

Also, **** sharknado and **** The Asylum.

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1561803)

This one makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like Star Wars...

The Creeping Terror (1964)
http://youtu.be/v5twP_19CEA

I remember back in the 1980s here, they once ran a season on TV over the summer here called 'The Worst of Hollywood' and that was one of the films they ran, a classic example of the so bad it's good label.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1633345)

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1561668)

I've riffed this movie so many times with friends. Sadly it's been supplanted by movies like The Room and Birdemic.

I might have to watch this...

The first two both happen to be directed by Paul Bartel and star he and Mary Woronov
Death Race 2000 - David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone are in this one, racers in a govt sponsored annual race earn points for running-over people along the way - children and the elderly score high points lmao

Eating Raoul - a married couple living in a swinger's apartment building looking to open their dream restaurant become Cruel Carla and Naught Nancy - with help from Robert Beltran in the role of Raoul

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - 'nuff said

Return of the Killer Tomatoes > Attack of the Killer Tomatoes :thumb:

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Originally Posted by axstar713 (Post 1645274)

Back in the early 1980s that was one of the films that was released on VHS to take adavantage of the video boom and I haven't seen it since then.

I know that it's regarded as a cult hit and is highly rated by a lot of reviewers, so I'm not sure it belongs in this thread.

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1645469)

Go watch it again. :laughing:

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1645502)

Go watch it again. :laughing:

Well most of movie review sites/blogs (specialized in genre cinema) that I usually refer for films, actually rate the fim very highly and not as something that is so bad it's good.

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1645573)

Well most of movie review sites/blogs (specialized in genre cinema) that I usually refer for films, actually rate the fim very highly and not as something that is so bad it's good.

A leather-bound drag racing Frankenstein. A "hand" grenade (best pun ever). Sylvester Stallone's car with giant knives stuck to the front, and Jane's bull-car. Hillbilly rebels causing Roadrunner and Coyote levels of wacky shenanigans. Stupid pedestrians that walk around in the road, despite knowing fully well that a deathrace is headed their way. Produced by Roger Corman. It is the definition of "So bad, it's good", and I adore it.

Mostly, the reason it's rated so highly is because usually the only people who even remember it, much less review it, are the people who love it, like me. 10/10 :laughing:

But don't take my word for it. Decide for yourself:

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1645598)

Yes!

I don't know what's worse. The total miscasting of John Amos or the tiger that's clearly spray painted black. :rofl: