5 Reasons Why

Oriphiel · 12-12-2017, 11:59 AM

Oriphiel · 10-03-2018, 04:24 AM

Streets of Fire

1. Willem Dafoe in a low cut leather onesie with a sledgehammer

2. Cool army chick with two pistols wrecks some serious ****

3. Became huge in Japan, and was the main inspiration for the Streets of Rage games, and also the intro sequence of Bubblegum Crisis

4. Rick Moranis, decked out in a checkered suit and a bowtie, gets the girl in the end

5. An Elizabeth ****ing Daily cameo

OccultHawk · 10-03-2018, 06:40 PM

16 Candles

1) Molly Ringwald plays a 16 year old looking to get ****ed
2) It’s got a Breakfast at Tiffany’s oriental stereotype
3) It’s rapey
4) The nerd from The Breakfast Club is younger and nerdier but he’s all about gettin sum
5) Molly Ringwald is sexually assaulted by her grandmother

OccultHawk · 10-03-2018, 06:46 PM

Grease

1) John Travolta claims he got it on with Olivia Newton John but he was lying
2) Olivia Newton John redefines herself as a teenage whore to empower herself
3) Flying car
4) Car Race
5) The famous guy at the dance liked em young

OccultHawk · 10-03-2018, 06:53 PM

I Spit On Your Grave

1) Lots of rape
2) Death by castration
3) No background music
4) There’s a fishing boat
5) All rapists die

**Frownland** · 10-03-2018, 06:54 PM

Tfw you lack the intellectual integrity to examine your own rapiness.

OccultHawk · 10-03-2018, 06:58 PM

Amadeus

1) “Too many notes”
2) a single oboe
3) burning crucifix
4) wigs
5) cleavage

Mondo Bungle · 10-03-2018, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Amadeus

1) “Too many notes”
2) a single oboe
3) burning crucifix
4) wigs
5) cleavage

6. "Now for the REAL fire"

Mondo Bungle · 10-03-2018, 07:00 PM

5 spoilers why

OccultHawk · 10-03-2018, 07:04 PM

The Exorcist

1) young girl urinates on the floor
2) starts in Iran
3) pea soup vomit
4) sexy crucifix
5) explains why a draft can make you sick

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10-03-2018, 04:24 AM	#22 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	Streets of Fire 1. Willem Dafoe in a low cut leather onesie with a sledgehammer 2. Cool army chick with two pistols wrecks some serious ** 3. Became huge in Japan, and was the main inspiration for the Streets of Rage games, and also the intro sequence of Bubblegum Crisis 4. Rick Moranis, decked out in a checkered suit and a bowtie, gets the girl in the end 5. An Elizabeth **ing Daily cameo __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

10-03-2018, 06:40 PM	#23 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	16 Candles 1) Molly Ringwald plays a 16 year old looking to get ****ed 2) It’s got a Breakfast at Tiffany’s oriental stereotype 3) It’s rapey 4) The nerd from The Breakfast Club is younger and nerdier but he’s all about gettin sum 5) Molly Ringwald is sexually assaulted by her grandmother __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-03-2018, 06:46 PM	#24 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Grease 1) John Travolta claims he got it on with Olivia Newton John but he was lying 2) Olivia Newton John redefines herself as a teenage whore to empower herself 3) Flying car 4) Car Race 5) The famous guy at the dance liked em young __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-03-2018, 06:53 PM	#25 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I Spit On Your Grave 1) Lots of rape 2) Death by castration 3) No background music 4) There’s a fishing boat 5) All rapists die __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-03-2018, 06:54 PM	#26 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Tfw you lack the intellectual integrity to examine your own rapiness. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-03-2018, 06:58 PM	#27 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Amadeus 1) “Too many notes” 2) a single oboe 3) burning crucifix 4) wigs 5) cleavage __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-03-2018, 07:04 PM	#30 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	The Exorcist 1) young girl urinates on the floor 2) starts in Iran 3) pea soup vomit 4) sexy crucifix 5) explains why a draft can make you sick __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html