Bro she needs more low rent white boy rap.

Thanks for the playlist! Will listen tonight

I listened to it and I love it, really spot on. Very coherent in terms of sound, and very moving too. And that Tom Waits song is a great way to end the list

Great! Glad you enjoyed it.



Alright Dave you haven't been around in like a month, check in if you still want one otherwise i'll backburner it and move on to Mindfulness'

Im excited to listen https://boxden.com/smilies/JHGkc6Q.png

Sit down. Wait for Dave.

Dave's not here, man.

OMG Mindfulness is HAL.

2420: A Space Odyssey

That's a mouth made for phat bong hits.

Why because toothless? In your experience is that an advantage?

cause wide

Weird thing to fixate on.

Pro Art Tip: In most proportionate, symmetrical faces the outer corners of the mouth are perpendicular to the pupils of the eyes looking straight ahead. And the distance between the top of you brows to the bottom of your lower lip is equal to the distance between the top of your brows and your natural hairline and the distance between your lower lip and the bottom of your chin. Go on, measure it.

Face it. Your niece will be a stoner. And she'll learn it from you.

She'll also learn from me that pineapple belongs on pizza

*donates to Planned Parenthood*

You cant abort the baby once its already born, how many times has your mother had to explain that to you

I'm the new generation of Democrats and we don't tolerate your form of oppression.

God damn libs

*aborts mother*

My baby brother graduated Marine school today.

https://i.imgur.com/HsXioNV.jpg?1

I am obviously ambivalent at best about the military but I'm proud of him nonetheless. He's been talking about being a Marine since he was a kiddo.
*sheds a tear imagining him as a cog in the machine of the military industrial complex*

Start sending him crayons every month to remind him of what he is.

I said he's a Marine not an NFL player

Don't you know the joke about Marines eating crayons?

I guess not. Hurry and tell me before I google it.

I looked it up on Google. From what I've read it's more of a stereotype of Marines (that they're dumb enough to eat crayons) than it's an actual joke with an actual punchline.

Ah. The payoff wasn't worth it. Nice one, Charles.

The assumption was that you'd get it. I guess the meme is too old for you.

:love: I never thought of MCT (Marine Combat Training), SOI (school of infantry), or a POG (person other-than grunt) school as "Marine school" but thats an interesting description of them. lol Bootcamp is more "Marine school" because it focuses on traditions and basic weapons like a saw or m16 :cool:

Marines in non-0300 MOS's (jobs) go to MCT, and infantry MOS's (0300's) go to a much longer training because its their job once they get to their unit. After MCT for POG's, they go to a MOS school, that can last up to a year sometimes if its military police. I was an 0352 in the infantry.

Congrats to your brother, the Marine Corps is a great organization :beer:

I really don't know anything about it but I'm learning! If only so I can keep up with his jargon when I see him at the end of the month lol. As far as I know this was boot camp, not sure what exactly is next for him, but he flies home (to wyoming) today and will be there until the new year at least.

He's definitely more of a boots on the ground kind of guy, I'm not sure how much you're able to choose your own path when serving, but obviously I would love it if he went into something more administrative or computer sciencey haha.

All that is pre-determined before bootcamp so its smooth transition from boot camp to MCT/SOI and then directly to MOS school after MCT or SOI, about what his job is, he most likely knows his MOS already if he finished bootcamp. If he wanted to be "boots on the ground" he'll definitely get that in an 0300 MOS. If hes an non-0300 MOS, he should make the most of his MCT because they rarely go to the field in their unit since they have normal jobs to do in the Marines.

And I have no clue where and when that crayons joke started, I got out in 2011 and its new since then. the OG dumb marine joke is that his head can fit inside a jar or something? who comes up with these?lol

Jar Head: Unscrew top of skull, insert military training, screw top of skull back on.

Jody on the block told me that.

Isn't that the idea of all military training though? Break you down and rebuild you to their specifications?

It is yes, but the Marines are more rigid about it than the Army, Navy, and especially the Air Force. Those branches let you keep a smidge of your identity, the Marines wipe your hard drive clean and do a fresh install.

I can see why he would be drawn to that branch. Cant wait to see what he makes of his life now that hes finally away from my dad.