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Old 07-24-2017, 09:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think I speak for everyone when I express my deepest gratitude that 2 Live Crew took the time to preserve the best 80's nostalgia ever made



You can't put a ****ing price on it.
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Old 07-25-2017, 05:12 AM   #12 (permalink)
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You can't put a ****ing price on it.
I'm gonna charge 50 Cent for it, bitch.
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Old 07-30-2017, 06:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm gonna charge 50 Cent for it, bitch.
I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass, Quarter Flash.

Listen to P-A-N

I'm sure all across America, We Want Some Pussy, was THE party anthem of the year. Just in time for our pilgrimage to the beach for spring break. Open beercans and lit joints at 105 MPH the whole way. Just completed my Scared Straight program. Sand, waves, bikinis, rap music, and drugs and alcohol. I wasn't on the sidelines. I got mine. Hot and tidy. 5'5'' 115lbs 17 year old c cups. She got passed around a bit but I got my turn. I didn't like any other dicks going into it but you know a book ain't no worse just cause you got it at the library.

Next spring break cliche. Dude falls off the balcony. Me and two homies find him there all smashed and groaning. Did his life destroying circumstances penetrate my very stoned brain with empathy? Nope. Just a surreal fascination with a realization that if someone else calls 911 the fuzz will start with that fuzzing.

Back to the hotel. **** the entire 11th and 12th grades are packed into the room. 2 Live Crew and the Beasties on the boom box. Cops. Pigs. Bacon.

"Let's get head count in here"
Grabs dick, "I got your head count right here!"
"Hey aaay we want some puuusay"

While a couple of my friends were arrested my scared straight skinny white boy ass stumbled out to the beach where the soft wind and moonlight made for perfect frisbee tossing.
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My top ten reggae songs:

10) I and I Survive (Slavery Days) - Burning Spear
9) Waiting in Vain - Bob Marley and the Wailers
8) King Tubby Meets the Rockers Uptown- Augustus Pablo
7) Many Rivers to Cross - Jimmy Cliff
6) Pressure Drop - The Maytals
5) I am that I am - Peter Tosh
4) Johnny Too Bad - The Slickers
3) Israelites - Desmond Dekker
2) Fisherman - The Congos
1) Zion Blood - Lee Scratch Perry/The Upsetters

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What if I told you the best music Jimmy Page and Robert Plant ever made came way after the death of John Bonham?

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That would be so cool if Plant wasn't involved.
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I actually think he's good. Page kind of throws it off for a second when he first jumps in louder but then he catches the groove.

Those guys hopping on the Moroccan scene is some appropriation dick riding though. I still like it. I also like The Shore OST and naturally Ornette's stuff. Still though, the best way to listen to the Master Musicians of Jajuoka is on their own.
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PHILLY JOE JONES



TOGETHER
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with the greatest drummer of all time

ELVIN JONES

also features Paul Chambers and Hank Mobley
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Page six of the NYTimes five sentence blurb: Entire Algerian Village Found Dead

Every few months or so in the late '80s early '90s. Whatever terror occurred in that era it's been lost. The French journalists had long since been driven out. Image search Algerian War and you'll find some of the most horrible images out there. But those aren't from then. That was earlier. So little documentation of whoever was killing who and why. I don't know. I'm not sure anyone cares enough to know. Was it worse in Angola? Burma? Nicaragua? How can terror so profound become so misplaced? This world...Goddamn...

Algeria's Souad Massi



Souad Massi: Tiny Desk Concert : NPR

I love the Tiny Desk Concert. I mean, NPR, Christ, I know. But she's so sincere. She's pure. Is it really so bad to actually enjoy something? And she's beautiful, too.
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Seven degrees to Kevin Bacon. Link this to that.

Starting at The End

Quote:
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...**** you




Butthole Surfers - Sweat Loaf

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Daddy?
Yes, son.
What does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret
something you have done than
to Regret something that you haven't done
And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
tell her...
SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!


Sweat Loaf is a homage to Sweet Leaf

Beastie Boys - Rhymin and Stealin samples the guitar riff from Sweat Leaf on top of the drum beat to When the Levee Breaks

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