mooooo-oh!!!!!!!!!!!! oh god!!!!!!!! oh god, keep goin-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dude, that explains why we're never on at the same time. I'm 16, I go to school....I'd sort of rather skip it and have a pointless conversation with you but thats not going to keep me from being a sex worker. After all, I am retarded.

I might throw in a sneeky blow job as well. It wouldn't be the first time I've given cows blow jobs...
Aww, thank you. However - you are retarded. So your judgement is clouded.
I wish you were online, I'm stuck in work and it's only 9:40am.
I finish at 2. If you were on, we could have a pointless conversation but NO.
You maffis let down.

Oh babycakes, you can give the Cows all the hand jobs you want.
Well, I think you're smart but a ha ha ha, that isn't saying much....

Alright, I won't sue them.
I'll let it go this once, although giving the entire band a hand job does sound nice.
Can I give them hand jobs anyway?
Do they really need to edit my posts to make me seem stupid? Really?

lol dude, its noise rock.......**** not going out of my comfort zone!
They should sue you, this came out in 1992. And since you're probably broke like the rest of us and can't give them money, you have to give them all hand jobs and let them edit your posts to make you seem stupid.

I'm distraught.
I'm suing them, using my name. What bastards.
It looks Hip-Hoppy/Jaz, going out of yer comfort zone just so you can listen to me. I'm touched. In the "by an angel" way, not the "Uncle Billy" way.

Just downloaded you....I know its moar diff'rn't or something but I figure I'd tell ya.

See, giving you even more ****.

I guess so. I have like a bunch of people like that. We sort of talk all the time......I have real friends and a lot of stupid social IRL **** that I do and I talk to IRL people on the internet so I'm not a social recluse but I ****ing love talking to people over the internet.
Could I please be your weird internet friend?
I could seriously cherry pick quirks and experiences to highlight to make myself seem weirder then I am.
I hate Genesis but MCR is kind of the band of my childhood. So STFU.
No its ****ing not, and stop spacing your sentences that way. You're making me do it too.....I feel like my mom.

So, he's like your weird internet friend then?
I bet he's one of your best friends, even though you don't know him know him.
I wish I had a weird internet friend. I might start hittin' on people from teh forum in the hope they will be my weird internet friend.
MCR, lol.
Not even worth arguing over, they're that bad. Silly boobs.
He deserves being banned for liking Genesis though tbf

P.s it's true! it is true!!