It is obviously due to her subversiveness. And I had also been thinking of posting this song in order to troll Frownland, so now you're reading my mind. There isn't enough tinfoil to figure out how this is possible.

All the popularity of Adele tells me is there are a vast number of fat women in their 20s & 30s that own cats that buy an album once a year.

"Ad" means "hell" in Russian, "ele" comes from the French "elle" meaning "she".
This little she-devil is clearly part of a satanic conspiracy.
Even her surname is "Adkins". So she is the kin of the one from hell.
Her parents names are Mark and Penny. The name "Mark" comes from Mars, the god of war. So she's the daughter of war and money.
Want more?
She was born in Tottenham. "Die Toten" means the "the dead" in German.
Ham is Noah's cursed son. (Well, to be precise in the bible Ham's son is the one actually cursed for Ham's sin.)
You have to be blind not to see the occult implications.
Her album titles are "19","21" and "25".
Multiply those three numbers, then take the 4th root. You get 9.99.
Now just flip it around.
Yes, exactly.

Over to you, sheeple.

I don't even need to add anything to this already hilarious back and forth in this thread.

Keep it up guys. CN approves.

Who's Adele? And more importantly, what's a hit?

Did you come up with that on your own or did you look it up? Cause I did a little bit of fact checking on my own. If you take Tottenham, and split it you get Totten and ham, the latter has a few meaning one of them is bad overacting from an amateur (which could apply to Adelle - sorry fans :(), it's also OE for farm or homestead. I looked up Totten, see below. She comes from a town of Fools or Simpletons. XTC prophesied about her in their song Major of Simpleton ... gets eerie don't it?


The conclusion to everything you said is a bit of a stretch. The math is the only thing correct.

All my translations are as correct as my math. Look it up.
Don't let traditional etymology cloud your senses.
We all know THEY invented it.
THEY control it.
Free your mind.
See the signs.
Connect the dots.
Subvert THEIR Order.

Basic numerology people. A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, etc.

A D E L E
1 4 5 12 5

1+4=5
Take that and combine it with the first 5 and you get 55. Take that second five and slap it on the end and you come to the obvious 55.5, which leaves us with 12. 55.5 and 12, just some random numbers, huh? Get ready for your mind to be blown

55.5

x

12

=

666

Multiply that by the number of youtube views for Hello and that's like, way bigger and worse than your regular 666.

Everybody watch out now...

...we've got some Devil business going on up in here, so cover those anuses!

Getting sodomized by Adele is no fun.

The anguish that sets in...