OK Tin hat on - ADELE - Discuss!
 

1.1 BILLION hits since November.

50 Million hits THIS WEEK

13 Million since Yesterday.

Case Rests

PS
Clearly anyone who hates Adele need to form themselves into a group, you may become persecuted by the majority.

Oh and by the way

She will be a Billionaire by the age of Thirty and currently is thought to have more money than Michael Jackson had.

Over to you

Please expound.

Adele owns the music industry and she buys millions of her own records to boost her name.

Please expound your expound

One Billion Hits and climbing - when does she eat?

What is this thread about?

Often it would appear.

She's an inspiration for chubby musicians everywhere.

Adele - Love the hard ones.



Don't you just love it when a Karaoke session gets 65 Million hits.

*snicker*

So how does it feel to have Adele getting more hits in a day than all of your trash gets in a lifetime combined?

Hopefully my garbage hasn't been hit at all. I hate to think that there are trash abusers roaming the streets or even worse, working at dumps or driving garbage trucks. Poor trash, that stuff was so special to me until it wasn't.

I'll have you know Paul McCartney digs through my garbage cans on a regular basis. I've had to call Animal Control twice this week alone.

I see the level of intellect hasn't improved in my absence.

Just passing through - Nothing to see here - Foll de Roll - Bye Bye.

I'll bet you're a waste abuser.

Please explain what is trash.

Mumsnet music.

The edge on roscoe's blade is so thin that it can split atoms at ease.

Google is trash?

Popular music is popular. Where does the tin hat come in?

It is obviously due to her subversiveness. And I had also been thinking of posting this song in order to troll Frownland, so now you're reading my mind. There isn't enough tinfoil to figure out how this is possible.

All the popularity of Adele tells me is there are a vast number of fat women in their 20s & 30s that own cats that buy an album once a year.

"Ad" means "hell" in Russian, "ele" comes from the French "elle" meaning "she".
This little she-devil is clearly part of a satanic conspiracy.
Even her surname is "Adkins". So she is the kin of the one from hell.
Her parents names are Mark and Penny. The name "Mark" comes from Mars, the god of war. So she's the daughter of war and money.
Want more?
She was born in Tottenham. "Die Toten" means the "the dead" in German.
Ham is Noah's cursed son. (Well, to be precise in the bible Ham's son is the one actually cursed for Ham's sin.)
You have to be blind not to see the occult implications.
Her album titles are "19","21" and "25".
Multiply those three numbers, then take the 4th root. You get 9.99.
Now just flip it around.
Yes, exactly.

Over to you, sheeple.

I don't even need to add anything to this already hilarious back and forth in this thread.

Keep it up guys. CN approves.

Who's Adele? And more importantly, what's a hit?

Did you come up with that on your own or did you look it up? Cause I did a little bit of fact checking on my own. If you take Tottenham, and split it you get Totten and ham, the latter has a few meaning one of them is bad overacting from an amateur (which could apply to Adelle - sorry fans :(), it's also OE for farm or homestead. I looked up Totten, see below. She comes from a town of Fools or Simpletons. XTC prophesied about her in their song Major of Simpleton ... gets eerie don't it?


The conclusion to everything you said is a bit of a stretch. The math is the only thing correct.

All my translations are as correct as my math. Look it up.
Don't let traditional etymology cloud your senses.
We all know THEY invented it.
THEY control it.
Free your mind.
See the signs.
Connect the dots.
Subvert THEIR Order.

Basic numerology people. A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, etc.

A D E L E
1 4 5 12 5

1+4=5
Take that and combine it with the first 5 and you get 55. Take that second five and slap it on the end and you come to the obvious 55.5, which leaves us with 12. 55.5 and 12, just some random numbers, huh? Get ready for your mind to be blown

55.5

x

12

=

666

Multiply that by the number of youtube views for Hello and that's like, way bigger and worse than your regular 666.

Everybody watch out now...

...we've got some Devil business going on up in here, so cover those anuses!

Getting sodomized by Adele is no fun.

The anguish that sets in...

Ftr Tin Hat is pretty great.

http://spd.oddpad.com/wp-content/upl...14/12/1g-8.gif

Tin Hat Trio <3

Made me feel like I could be strolling down some street in Italy with the aroma of fresh baked breads in the air on a nice summer afternoon.

Not a trio anymore.

Bastard. You're ruining the good vibrations.

I'm out of touch, sorry.

How about Carla Kihlstedt <3

Seen her live twice with Cosa Brava. :pimp:

Adele is completely fine in a very boring kind of way. If she wasn't fat no one be interested in her music.

Had the pleasure of chatting with her a couple times, most recently when she was in Seattle playing for Two Foot Yard. She's amazing.