Blimey a million more hits since I posted this yesterday.

Think about it - SIXTY SIX MILLION HITS on a Karaoke session.

Kinda puts all your crap into perspective doesn't it?

Your trolling is failing.

Here have some more from the world's current best selling singer

FROM BRITAIN

COUPLED WITH TWO AWARD WINNING ACTORS - FROM BRITAIN

FROM THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR DRAMA (gets more viewers every week than that boring piece of egg throwing called the Superbowl gets in one day) - AGAIN FROM BRITAIN

JEEZ WE'RE GOOD........

Are you a social media intern at Adelecorp?

Or maybe the vibrator she shoves up her vagina?

That would make a good protagonist for an animated children's show.

As interesting as that sounds. I can just imagine the outrage from parents about their children explaining that they thought their favorite show was about a banana with a special power to vibrate inside of narrow, wet caves that made scary sounds whenever the banana ventured in or out, and sometimes a voice would exclaim "oh god yes!!!" every few minutes, followed by gushes of 'precious water' for the thirsty children at a village...

It'll lead to the most sexually liberated generation of all time, which will result in an inevitable population overload. An overload that will lead to not just billions, but millions of deaths.

*strokes a white cat while sitting in the opposite of an ergonomic chair*

Just what the world needs. Sexually frustrated pre-teens.

Well, if there were more people to **** you do have a better chance of getting laid.