Punk was Invented in the USA

FRED HALE SR. · 08-01-2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

ironically i am writing a book called "The Brief PUNK! History of Time"

in which time is a dirty, spiked hair, cider drinking leader of a crust band from Bristol UK

Sounds awesome. I bet time dies in a blackhole called grunge.

bob. · 08-01-2012, 05:13 PM

i'm basically gonna flip a coin on grunge/sunset strip hair metal

it's a tough choice

FRED HALE SR. · 08-01-2012, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

i'm basically gonna flip a coin on grunge/sunset strip hair metal

it's a tough choice

That would be solid gold having Bret Michaels be the end of the Crust era.

bob. · 08-01-2012, 05:38 PM

it is all coming together....

with the help of the band Ratt...Brett collects all the grimy gutter crust punks and by using the infamous "Ludovico" technique he forces them to watch clips from old exploited and crass videos whilst "every rose has it's thorns" gets implanted in their brains

FRED HALE SR. · 08-01-2012, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

it is all coming together....

with the help of the band Ratt...Brett collects all the grimy gutter crust punks and by using the infamous "Ludovico" technique he forces them to watch clips from old exploited and crass videos whilst "every rose has it's thorns" gets implanted in their brains

You had me at RATT.

bob. · 08-01-2012, 05:47 PM

perfect song for the round up of punks

FRED HALE SR. · 08-01-2012, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

perfect song for the round up of punks

That polka dot armed shirt screams Discharge.

bob. · 08-01-2012, 05:53 PM

that's probably how they lured the punks there....a kind of "i like spikes and he likes spikes....we must be one in the same"

so to sum things up

Punk Rock was created in the USA by Leif Garrett when he drove his car off a cliff

Punk was then kidnapped and eventually brainwashed by Ratt and Bret Micheals utilizing the infamous "Ludovico" technique

after years of living in solitude on a mountain...the supreme GODHEAD Keith Partridge (in the body of David Cassidy) came down from the mountain and declared

"Punk Is Dead. And We Have Killed It."

~~MrMagic1234~~ · 08-01-2012, 06:39 PM

Too bad The Exploited suck

US Punk>UK Punk
UK Metal>US Metal

That is the rule of all the universe

Holerbot6000 · 08-02-2012, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bob.

after years of living in solitude on a mountain...the supreme GODHEAD Keith Partridge (in the body of David Cassidy) came down from the mountain and declared

"Punk Is Dead. And We Have Killed It."

And distributed Puka shell necklaces to all the faithful. And it was good. Amen.

08-01-2012, 05:13 PM	#32 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	i'm basically gonna flip a coin on grunge/sunset strip hair metal it's a tough choice __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

08-01-2012, 05:38 PM	#34 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	it is all coming together.... with the help of the band Ratt...Brett collects all the grimy gutter crust punks and by using the infamous "Ludovico" technique he forces them to watch clips from old exploited and crass videos whilst "every rose has it's thorns" gets implanted in their brains __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

08-01-2012, 05:47 PM	#36 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	perfect song for the round up of punks __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

08-01-2012, 05:53 PM	#38 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	that's probably how they lured the punks there....a kind of "i like spikes and he likes spikes....we must be one in the same" so to sum things up Punk Rock was created in the USA by Leif Garrett when he drove his car off a cliff Punk was then kidnapped and eventually brainwashed by Ratt and Bret Micheals utilizing the infamous "Ludovico" technique after years of living in solitude on a mountain...the supreme GODHEAD Keith Partridge (in the body of David Cassidy) came down from the mountain and declared "Punk Is Dead. And We Have Killed It." __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

08-01-2012, 06:39 PM	#39 (permalink)
~~MrMagic1234~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 20	Too bad The Exploited suck US Punk>UK Punk UK Metal>US Metal That is the rule of all the universe