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Eminem - Amityville - Last Verse


That's why the city is filled with a bunch of ****in idiots still (still)
That's why the first mother****er poppin some **** he gets killed (killed)
That's why we don't call it Detroit, we call it Amityville ('Ville)
You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled (filled)
Ahahahaha, that's why we're crowned the murder capital still (still)
This ain't Detroit, this is mother****in Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)
We don't do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shoot
and when the police come we ****in shoot it out with them too!
That's the mentality here (here) that's the reality here (here)
Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?? (huh?)
While I'm holdin a pistol with this many calibres here?? (here??)
Got some registration and just made this **** valid this year? (year?)
Cause once i snap i cant be held accountable for my actions
and that's when accidents happen,
when a thousand bullets come at your house
and collapse the foundation around and they found you
and your family in it (AHHHHH!)
GOT DAMNIT HE MEANT IT WHEN HE TELLS YOU

The Instant Classic

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life's better now then it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in


Photograph - Nickelback

FrankieJayG

Los-Say yeah freestyle
They like who the **** is los and Im like who the **** is you
I'ma lion no lying I'll be longin the ****in zoo
If they lying leave em lying they family **** em too
I am custom I am somethin they ain't accustomed to
boy I'm the ****ing truth and will I chill never
I'm so sick having the flu might make me feel better
Lil fella don't stop, for this grill chedda dope gwop, ill leather no top rollin on wheels so big so mean so slick so clean so six oh kings quit jokin nigga this whole thing is berrnanas please pardon my slur grammer
I'm just so bizerre that I start stretchin my werd am I gettin on yer nerves
Hope so dope flow and I'm los not loso and I'm def not so so but if jermaine wanna throw couple dollars my way lemme know so
I'll be down south screwed up tippin on fo fo's dippin on volvos sittin on low pros and im loco not local Im so cool I flow through I go through impossible obstacles Im so close I feel it I kill it like errytime
erry line of mine such a phenomenon behind the line of nas and nine and be on my obvious ambiance I think I wrote this in an ambulance
My flow is as cold as an avalanche
Why do you think that you have a chance if you grab your pants
and the **** that I do you would rather dance, with both feet tied
I closed these eyes and I wrote these lines
So how you gonna read em if you dont read mine
and if you read minez please dont read mines;
in the bathroom with the lights off in the mirror say it slow three times like candy man i like callin you randy man so give me a hand like the adams family (snap) the adams family (snap) how in the **** would you ever think your man can handle me (snap)
not for nothing never happen I be forever rappin, the best until I Will smith and switch it to clever actin
Man stop Im the hood hero like han****
I guess we enemies of the state thats why my mans locked
Set up the damn shop finish it re-up and stack cuz when you bad boy you gotta dodge the men in black
No longer bad boy, but I've been blessed since
Now Im bout to fill up banks like im the fresh prince
My new motto is keep trying and go through
you now flyin with G5.2!

ScaryMovie

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block

Inspectah Deck on Triumph

Surell

The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe
A mix between Superfly Snuka and a superhoe
Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre
Digest a group and sell the poop on eBay
Danger with the vest screamin "Shoot the DJ!"
Doom clickin over two chickens, three-way
Four in the 5, a cork on the freeway
Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say
... state your intentions
"I really love your tape but I hate your inventions"
Very well - what you want, a brownie?
He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
He kept his paper digits in a chunk
Once joined a rap click - midgets into crunk
He did a solo on the oboe
Coulda sold a million then the Villain went for dolo
... and cited creative differences
Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses
Rappers suck, when they spit I doubt 'em
The crap they sing about you'll wanna slap the {****in ****} out 'em
Psht - time waits for no man
On a blind date, a love with a slow chrome hand
Judged him by his shoes, hot smelly Brogan
Budged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan
... no prick barbarian
A strict bear-atarian, a sick pair of merry men
The beat is like a swift kick in the rear end
The stiff {****} made her lose her lipstick and hairpin
He said "Djamn! Act like you know me
Even with the mask on, show me what you owe me"
Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and {twat} homey
Dumile got her like Inuyasha got Kagome
What we have here is a failure to communicate
If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
about Doom the Great, a lot more confident
Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent
It was time well spent, vented
Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented
A wire is dead, he's in it for the cash flow
I'd like to send a big up to Firehead Lazzo
Let a brother know once you lasso Hasbro
So when he come with Destro he gets no hassle
... could hardly get a word in and
wonderin what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman?

It's the whole song, but not really any verses, soooo...

Thrice

I think this is awful, generic garbage.

here is my personal equivalence.
'I have to go pee pee, then i wipe my ass with TP, got some on the seat said 'hee hee', the teach said who, i said 'me me!', we call my town CC, whic stands for Cape Coral, where chicks do oral, and the scenery is floral, i nutted on a bitch named laurel, there was actually 2 so i'll make it plural, i came on there chins, and then on there shins, then wrote this garbage which trumps your **** in 3.5 mins."

simplephysics

That's Wu Tang blasphemy!

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one font under god

sleepy jack

I can mingle with the stars and throw a party on Mars
I am a prisoner locked up behind Xanax bars,
I have just boarded a plane without a pilot
And violets are blue, roses are red,
Daisies are yellow, the flowers are dead.
Wish I can give you this feeling
I feel like buying,
And if my dealer don’t have no more, then
I feel like dying.

__________________

Kirby

It doesn't take much, and that's messed up,
Because these people do a lot of simple **** to impress us,
While everyone was tryna outdo the last man,
I was just a ghost, tryna catch some Mrs. Pacman,
Hello ma'am, would you be interested,
In some sexual positions and emotional investments?
See, I'm not insane, in fact I'm kind of rational,
When I be askin', yo, where did all the passion go?
East Coast, West Coast, Down South, Midwest!
Nowadays, everybody knows how to get fresh,
Somebody give me a big yes!
God Bless America, but she stole the B from Bless,
Now I'm too ****ed up to dance,
So I'ma sit with my hand down the front of my pants,
You can't achieve if you don't take that chance,
So go pry open that trunk, and get those amps!!


Song: Trying To Find A Balance
Verse: First Verse
Group: Atmosphere
Album: Seven's Travels

Thrice

some lil wayne is alright.