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Old 06-09-2008, 06:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Here's mine:
I'm hittin switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics
-2Pac, How Do You Want It

Bass, how low can you go, death row
-Public Enemy, Bring The Noise
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My flow is art unique, my flow can part the sea.
- Lil Wayne

I rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches.
- Wu-Tang
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Old 06-09-2008, 07:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"**** an acid tab I'll strap the sheet to my forehead let it absorb in and hit the floor dead"
Eminem (I think thats how it went)
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps" Chuck D
I hear that.
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Life's a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go.
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Life's a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go.
How did i forget that one?
"I don't sleep, 'cos sleep is the cousin of death"
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm so mothafuckin high, I can eat a star.
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Your mom busted in and said "WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?"
Aww, mom your just jealous it's The Beastie Boys!

Childhood memories!
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Revolution is not anarchism
Not cynicism or an anachronism
There's isms and schisms
The cast iron prisms.
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