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Old 07-04-2016, 04:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I watched the freestyle battle with Stormzy and Kevin Hart the other day... and seriously Stormzy should be embarrassed, he couldn't free style and just recalled lyrics he had in his head that were nothing to do with the situation. Kevin Hart blew him out the water.

Even his normal song lyrics are awful and his voice sounds like the dullest guy on earth swallowed a wasp.

But I seem to be the only person who thinks this. Please tell me I'm not alone 🤔
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Old 07-21-2016, 12:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I watched the freestyle battle with Stormzy and Kevin Hart the other day... and seriously Stormzy should be embarrassed, he couldn't free style and just recalled lyrics he had in his head that were nothing to do with the situation. Kevin Hart blew him out the water.

Even his normal song lyrics are awful and his voice sounds like the dullest guy on earth swallowed a wasp.

But I seem to be the only person who thinks this. Please tell me I'm not alone 🤔
Freestyling is different from rapping. A comedian who has to think on his feet, will often (or sometimes) be able to come funnier raps than a bonafide rapper.

But could Kevin Hart do what Stormzy do and write a smash hit "Shut Up" could Kevin Hart rise up and become the number one rapper (Or at least one of them) in the UK the way Stomzy has ?
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