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The Batlord · 02-05-2020, 06:41 PM

Seriously you are not prepared for how quickly and arbitrarily your body will begin to atrophy. It's given me new empathy for 40-year-olds with a mid-life crisis. It's no longer abstract. I'm dying. Playing video games I now have to constantly monitor how I'm holding my arms and if I can feel a new twinge.

WWWP · 02-05-2020, 06:57 PM

Sure that's not just bad circulation from the betes?

The Batlord · 02-05-2020, 07:02 PM

Nah it's muscles collapsing under the gravity of my mass like an asteroid being sucked into a black hole.

TheBig3 · 02-05-2020, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Nah it's muscles collapsing under the gravity of my mass like an asteroid being sucked into a black hole.

Can't you go vegan?

WWWP · 02-05-2020, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Nah it's muscles collapsing under the gravity of my mass like an asteroid being sucked into a black hole.

So like, the inverse of how you take dumps?

The Batlord · 02-05-2020, 07:31 PM

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Can't you go vegan?

I guess I could eat vegans but I don't know how that would solve anything.

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So like, the inverse of how you take dumps?

If you've kept up with my history of mild anal prolapses due to over ****ting then you'd know it wasn't the inverse.

DwnWthVwls · 02-08-2020, 12:34 PM

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It's nice to have the movement in rap that is a little less serious. So much of the weird stuff had been billed as high art. Tyler, Chance, Kendrick.

Have you checked out Rhythm and Flow? I wanted to slap Chance more than once. What a little turd.

DwnWthVwls · 02-13-2020, 08:06 PM

TheBig3 · 02-15-2020, 05:30 PM

Holy Jesus that needs to come with a trigger warning. I almost cringed myself out of existence.

DwnWthVwls · 02-16-2020, 06:24 AM

Lol

02-05-2020, 06:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Batlord defiler of restrooms Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 41,401	Seriously you are not prepared for how quickly and arbitrarily your body will begin to atrophy. It's given me new empathy for 40-year-olds with a mid-life crisis. It's no longer abstract. I'm dying. Playing video games I now have to constantly monitor how I'm holding my arms and if I can feel a new twinge. __________________ BRING ME THE HORIZON >>>> CHARLES MINGUS i

02-05-2020, 07:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Batlord defiler of restrooms Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 41,401	Nah it's muscles collapsing under the gravity of my mass like an asteroid being sucked into a black hole. __________________ BRING ME THE HORIZON >>>> CHARLES MINGUS i

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02-15-2020, 05:30 PM	#19 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 9,297	Holy Jesus that needs to come with a trigger warning. I almost cringed myself out of existence.