Say it with me: "porn metal"
 

The best of both worlds. Faster. Harder. More action-packed than Dave Mustaine's tighty-whities:

Dave Mustaine is amazing. I've never even heard of porn metal. It sounds like a really stupid genre.

It is. It's simply metal music (in any style) with overtly sexual lyrics

Note to self: Not a huge sense of humor in the Metal forum.

Ok, you dudes are all serious and stuff. 1st: porn metal isn't exactly a genre, it something we just made up, you know - invented for fun. "Stupid" fun...perhaps.

2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

Anyhow, just trying to not be the same-old same old, old oldness of old.

That said: SLAYER rules!

Well. That's great. Why do sexual lyrics make it any diffrent from Metal?

Because every band has to have its own genre?

Anyone else reckon this is bullsh1t?:p:

No, this is a true story. Dave and I shared a room while I also got my penis enlarged, dave was a little more practical than myself however because mine is significantly larger and has the circumference of a juice can :pimp:

In other words, yes, it's bulshit:p:

That's a sensible size. Stops it from falling accidentally into open juice cans.