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Old 02-08-2006, 01:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The best of both worlds. Faster. Harder. More action-packed than Dave Mustaine's tighty-whities:
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Old 02-08-2006, 01:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dave Mustaine is amazing. I've never even heard of porn metal. It sounds like a really stupid genre.
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It is. It's simply metal music (in any style) with overtly sexual lyrics
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Note to self: Not a huge sense of humor in the Metal forum.

Ok, you dudes are all serious and stuff. 1st: porn metal isn't exactly a genre, it something we just made up, you know - invented for fun. "Stupid" fun...perhaps.

2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

Anyhow, just trying to not be the same-old same old, old oldness of old.

That said: SLAYER rules!
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well. That's great. Why do sexual lyrics make it any diffrent from Metal?
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Because every band has to have its own genre?
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Old 02-08-2006, 05:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

Anyone else reckon this is bullsh1t?
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Anyone else reckon this is bullsh1t?

No, this is a true story. Dave and I shared a room while I also got my penis enlarged, dave was a little more practical than myself however because mine is significantly larger and has the circumference of a juice can
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Old 02-09-2006, 02:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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In other words, yes, it's bulshit
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Old 02-09-2006, 04:31 AM   #10 (permalink)
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No, this is a true story. Dave and I shared a room while I also got my penis enlarged, dave was a little more practical than myself however because mine is significantly larger and has the circumference of a juice can
That's a sensible size. Stops it from falling accidentally into open juice cans.
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