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MURDER JUNKIE 03-08-2006 09:40 AM

^couldn't have said it any better myself

explosions-in-my-pants 03-08-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Magnet
Well...I guess I should let you know...

Those bands aren't black metal. Real black metal bands are made up of struggling black suburbanites from the impoverished ghettos of America. The sole purpose of black metal is to attempt to overthrow the government and mold America into a tyrannous hell, administrated by only the formerly most fortuneless of the poverty-stricken blacks.

thats so funny..... i can't stop laughing..

riseagainstrocks 03-08-2006 02:36 PM

and now, the real answer.

(taken from my education thread, which it seems is being skipped)

Black Metal
While Venom is credited with coining the term “Black Metal” (from their 1982 release of the same name) it is Mayhem and Bathory who gave it its distinct sound. Muddled, murky recording quality, fast paced scratchy guitar riffs, high screamed vocals that are usually barely heard and never understood, and pounding over bearing drums are the key in creating a Black Metal sound. The lyrical themes usually deal with Satanism, death, and even Nationa; Socialism (in the case of Burzum)

Examples: Darkthrone, Bathory, Immortal, Negator, Emperor, old Satyricon, Mayhem.

tdoc210 03-08-2006 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Magnet
Well...I guess I should let you know...

Those bands aren't black metal. Real black metal bands are made up of struggling black suburbanites from the impoverished ghettos of America. The sole purpose of black metal is to attempt to overthrow the government and mold America into a tyrannous hell, administrated by only the formerly most fortuneless of the poverty-stricken blacks.

wtf are you talking about its mainly norwegian

Muzak 03-08-2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Magnet
Well...I guess I should let you know...

Those bands aren't black metal. Real black metal bands are made up of struggling black suburbanites from the impoverished ghettos of America. The sole purpose of black metal is to attempt to overthrow the government and mold America into a tyrannous hell, administrated by only the formerly most fortuneless of the poverty-stricken blacks.

:rofl:

West)Blair 03-08-2006 06:33 PM

Wow.

Goregrind is better.

tdoc210 03-08-2006 08:42 PM

nope its not

Merkaba 03-08-2006 08:55 PM

^ You're right.

But Thrash is:D

Stone Magnet 03-08-2006 08:59 PM

Most other subgenres of metal are better than black metal. :)

West)Blair 03-08-2006 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba
^ You're right.

But Thrash is:D

You're also right.


Thrash>>goregrind>black


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