And the best black metal band is... (quote, 2009, Khol)

jeff · 04-22-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

Oh! What about Northern Impaled Moon Forest? The Anal **** Black Metal side project? They had the greatest Black Metal song titles.

DEMO #1 - Impaled Northern Moon Forest
1. Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North
2. Forlorned Invocations of the Blasphemous Congregations of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
3. Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain
4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Allmightyness in the Woods at Midnight
5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Prepetual Blasphemy
6. Transfixing the Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation of the Conjering Wintergoat

DEMO #2 - Impaled Northern Moon Forest
1. Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim and Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
2. Awaiting the Blasphemous Abomination of the Necroyeti While Sailing on the Nothernmost Fjord of Xzfgiiimtsath
3. Lustfully Worshipping the Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down the Inverted Necromountain of Necrodeathmortum
4. Awaiting the Frozen Blasphemy of the Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon the Altar of Voxrfszzzisnzf
5. Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath
6. Entranced by the Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst the Agonizing Abomination of the Lusting
7. Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar

Haha i just looked them up on youtube. Theyre better then anal **** XD

corkman · 04-22-2009, 08:10 PM

i wouldnt really even consider agalloch black metal tbh...

Enslaved are my fav.

boo boo · 04-22-2009, 10:18 PM

Living Colour.

Obombration · 04-24-2009, 01:04 PM

Drudkh,i believe.But some other contenders (aside from the usuals)...

Shining
Apotheosis
Ne Obliviscaris
Nokturnal Mortum
Carpathian Forest
Summoning
Epoch Of Unlight
Trist (the German Trist)
Sear Bliss
Astriaal
Arcane Necrosis
Behexen
Kroda
Negura Bunget

CanwllCorfe · 04-27-2009, 12:20 AM

hmm. I couldn't pick one but my top 3 would be Mgła, Cor Scorpii and Furia.

although Vandöd is also amazing

ChiliColdBlood · 04-28-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by corkman

i wouldnt really even consider agalloch black metal tbh...

Enslaved are my fav.

What album(s) would you recommend by Enslaved? I'm seeing them next week and want to check some of their stuff out.

almauro · 04-30-2009, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by IWP

omg ur such a poseur for lisening 2 immortal! u should lisen 2 Zaaarghginar cuz no one ever heard of them!!!!11!111

Immortal kick arse. Pure Holocaust rocks.

Norg · 04-30-2009, 04:57 PM

when i see this i think

Mayhem ... tho there prob not the best they got to be in the diccusion

Alfred · 04-30-2009, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

1. Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim and Frostbitten Necrobobsledders

Terrible Lizard · 05-03-2009, 08:16 PM

In my humble opinion the best could range from. . .
Blut Aus Nord
Trist
Emperor
An Iranian Black metal band I've misplaced. . .
Forest
Summoning
Bathory
Celtic Frost

Burzum's the immediate assumption, but Blut Aus Nord or Ulver could eventually dethrone Varg.

04-24-2009, 01:04 PM	#24 (permalink)
Obombration Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 60	Drudkh,i believe.But some other contenders (aside from the usuals)... Shining Apotheosis Ne Obliviscaris Nokturnal Mortum Carpathian Forest Summoning Epoch Of Unlight Trist (the German Trist) Sear Bliss Astriaal Arcane Necrosis Behexen Kroda Negura Bunget __________________ Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

05-03-2009, 08:16 PM	#30 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	In my humble opinion the best could range from. . . Blut Aus Nord Trist Emperor An Iranian Black metal band I've misplaced. . . Forest Summoning Bathory Celtic Frost Burzum's the immediate assumption, but Blut Aus Nord or Ulver could eventually dethrone Varg. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

04-22-2009, 08:10 PM	#22 (permalink)
corkman Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 6	i wouldnt really even consider agalloch black metal tbh... Enslaved are my fav.

04-27-2009, 12:20 AM	#25 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	hmm. I couldn't pick one but my top 3 would be Mgła, Cor Scorpii and Furia. although Vandöd is also amazing

04-30-2009, 04:57 PM	#28 (permalink)
Norg Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,344	when i see this i think Mayhem ... tho there prob not the best they got to be in the diccusion