Theres really only one name to go with, that is the Retro Loafers.

Another poster that will never return. Closed in the next 24 hours if he does'nt return. Which he wont of course because if he loved music then he would have posted elsewhere on the site.

Me loving music has nothing to do with me using these forums, thanks :/

eidt: name taken back

© 5N2B

I dont really understand your post :/

WELL THEN I'M TAKING MY NAME BACK


Also if you can't think of a name how the hell are you going to write/produce the music.

Black metal names are easy to come up with. You just need to mash some random weirdly spelt syllables together.

Kryzkifftkryieg
Stafthogrehagge
Myrtzkofmaggenhoufphe
Grifmothtopenhauzz

Those are all acceptable black metal bands names. The other route you can take is trying to poetic and blasphemic at the same time. Try one of these for points among angry teens who wish to rebel against their parents.

Jesus Defenestrated
Christsmasher Ultimate
Satanik Necrodeath
Demonic Moped Warrior
Vaginal God Of Menstrual Doomspell

Atrocity Exhibition

My favourite <3

The weird part about all these suggestions made in jest is I would totally believe it if someone told me they were a real metal band.