Heres the album condensed, free of charge. (take THAT Lars.)

Drums: OOM PAH OOM PAH OOM PAH OOM PAH OOM PAH OOM PAH OOM PAH OOM PAH OOM PAH.

Guitar: BAH BAH JUG JUG JUG JUG BAH BAH JUG JUG JUG JUG JUGJUGJUG OODLEDEEO OODLEDEEO WREAW WREAW WAAAH.

Bass: DOODIGGADODOODIGGADODOODIGGADO

Vocals: *insert alt rock vocals here*

Loom Pah Doom Pah Dee Do!

Wow, you have certainly nailed it! They sold half a million in 3 days, how did your "condensed version" do? LOL

Isn't Hannah Montana on...get the Tivo set up, quick!

15 steps is a snarky show off. we mostly ignore him.

No. Lot's of people don't like The Wall and I will ignore the 'Supposed Fan' line and point you in this direction:

http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...-reviewed.html

You have only posted about Metallica thus far. It would be interesting to hear your views on other bands and genres and get a sense of what you are into.

Who ISN'T? ;)

I see I still have much to learn :D.

Lets ignore the fact that someone is criticizing the banality of an album that you think is the greatest thing since The Beatles, and instead focus on the fact that this poster is younger than someone who was around when Metallica were considered a good thrash band, and then hyperbolize the fact that he's relativley (sp) young by accusing him of taking part in many fads affecting small girls 10-15 years younger than him to take the heat off the fact that you cant argue with someone who has a legitimate gripe about an album since its a matter of opinion after all, and his opinion is no better or worse than anyone else who's heard the album, whether they're 15 or 75.


Although I will say your passionate defense of this album is very well written, its a shame you had to make personal attacks on someone who was simply criticizing a Metallica album, rather than accepting the fact that alot of people think it sucks. Are you Lars Ulrich?

I'm pretty sure I'm in love with you now.

Excellent post. Kudos to you sir.

Just because an album sells well, doesnt mean it's a quality album.

And could you please find a more original way to insult me than the whole, "Oh this kid is less than 17 years of age, therefore, must be a giant Jonas Brothers/Hannah Montana fan"
Also, give me 10 legitimate reasons why this album is superior to any other hard rock album released in the past five years.































now run back to the couch before you miss reruns of M*A*S*H.