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Mojo 11-07-2009 06:44 PM
Some metal bands names are ridiculous. No argument.

Some metal bands have names that suit the music perfectly and therefore, in my opinion, are far from ridiculous.

If the music is ugly, then why shouldnt the name be?

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-07-2009 07:36 PM
It's at this point I think it's a crying shame that Pansy Division weren't a metal band.

Mr Sensitive 11-07-2009 07:44 PM
Christpuncher has a certain charm to it.

Pillowmint 11-08-2009 07:33 AM
Or Polterchrist

polyphonic 11-08-2009 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8roundcapacity (Post 754406)
****, I'm Dead
That's funny. I don't care who you are.

Band names that sounded stupid at first but grew on me over time:
KORN
AS I LAY DYING
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE-already mentioned I know...but damn that's funny!
****, I'M DEAD
HAVEN'T I STABBED YOU BEFORE?

polyphonic 11-08-2009 04:23 PM
**** **** **** ****

Pillowmint 11-08-2009 05:44 PM
What was that?

bass_girl 11-13-2009 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive (Post 764273)
Christpuncher has a certain charm to it.

hahaha. christpuncher.

Pillowmint 11-16-2009 03:28 PM
I should add Corpse****ing Art, Crotchduster and Tampon Terrorizer.

ElephantSack 11-18-2009 06:15 AM
Ah! Crotchduster! Why didn't I remember them?

bjornfjordnord 11-18-2009 10:44 AM
Arrgghhhh! Two Fisted Double Chain Axe Blow. The best and worst band name ever.

Dieselboy 11-18-2009 05:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bjornfjordnord (Post 769011)
Arrgghhhh! Two Fisted Double Chain Axe Blow. The best and worst band name ever.
haha, is the "Arrgghhhh!" actually part of their name?

Like are you supposed to ask your friends, "Hey man you ever heard of ARRGGHHH! Two Fisted Double Chain Axe Blow?!" ><

snagglepuss 11-22-2009 07:14 PM
Rectal Abortion

Decapitated Cattle

Jebstab 11-24-2009 06:23 AM
even though it was a great film
 
Strange Fruit.

wtf!

TheHazz 12-03-2009 05:52 PM
Most death metal bands have ridiculous names

LoathsomePete 12-03-2009 06:12 PM
Wonderful observation.

Jester 12-03-2009 06:20 PM
Anal Cunt is pretty cool.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 12-03-2009 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by snagglepuss (Post 771185)
Decapitated Cattle
i think you're getting decapitated and cattle decapitation mixed up.

come on.

ElephantSack 12-05-2009 05:26 AM
^true dat

B_Hammock 12-07-2009 05:10 AM
Rectal Smegma. Undisputed Champion of stupid names.

IWP 12-07-2009 01:25 PM
Fairyland

Pillowmint 12-11-2009 02:33 PM
Forgot to mention Satanic Warmaster.


And <3 Fairyland

vidcityskid 12-13-2009 08:45 PM
I dont think weve reached the bottom of the pile yet. Anyone remember "Whitesnake" ??

Unrelenting 12-14-2009 05:35 AM
waco jesus

hip hop bunny hop 12-14-2009 02:50 PM
Ohh, that reminds me:

Vaginal Jesus

They had what is probably the most original title for a compilation album, "Affirmative Apartheid".

Pillowmint 12-25-2009 06:32 AM
How did I forget one of the best band names ever?

Depressed Mode

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 12-26-2009 05:32 AM
absolute worst has to go to german deathcore band...

we butter the bread with butter

****ing horrible

michelle_elle 12-27-2009 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan (Post 752434)
Apocalyptica (enough of the freakin "uh" bands already)
:rofl:

gunnels 12-27-2009 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (Post 790137)
absolute worst has to go to german deathcore band...

we butter the bread with butter

****ing horrible
Just looked them up.
Apparently they do deathcore versions of nursery rhymes. :laughing:

ElephantSack 12-28-2009 02:51 PM
Did anyone mention Goblin Cock or Anal Blast? How about Cock and Ball Torture?

supasteveify 12-28-2009 09:38 PM
The funniest metal band name I have ever heard is A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake.

Apocalypse 12-29-2009 06:28 AM
The Number Twelve Looks Like You.

Um.. nuff said.

Shoe 12-29-2009 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by supasteveify (Post 791189)
The funniest metal band name I have ever heard is A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake.
That is a fantastic band name.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-29-2009 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pillowmint (Post 782836)
Forgot to mention Satanic Warmaster.
I actually read that as Satanic Wankmaster.

Shame it wasn't really.

wad 12-29-2009 02:26 PM
burning midgets

Pillowmint 01-05-2010 08:03 PM
Sorry to keep bumping this, but I forgot about Scrotum Destroyer. I feel that is more than worthy of my original list.

HingeRH 01-11-2010 02:06 PM
Who comes up with these names? Sperm swamp :D hahaha!

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 01-11-2010 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pillowmint (Post 795165)
Sorry to keep bumping this, but I forgot about Scrotum Destroyer. I feel that is more than worthy of my original list.
that is an awesome name

rumplestiltskin grinder and we butter the bread with butter (if i haven't said that already) get my votes

John Henry Hymns 01-12-2010 10:40 AM
I was gonna mention WBtBwB such a terrible name. Most of the generic metalcore bands have horrid names.

There is also a band named Deez Nuts. Not only is the name terrible but the music is too.

Scissorman 01-13-2010 05:16 PM
Sirenia, Tristania, Xandria... Basically everything that ends with IA


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