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Old 12-22-2009, 08:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Breaking news; Jimmy Page catholic priest scandal; Shocking new revelations

Recent allegations state that Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin front man) has been leading a secret life as Christian camp instructor. Apparently he did so, so he could be with a Catholic Priest who is interested in creating a new image for Led Zeppelin.
Rob Shcilch (the Catholic Priest from Poland) has been influencing the bands musical tastes to "Catholic Europop" a genre on the rise in Poland, Italy, Estonia, and Northern Ireland.
The band is forming a new band called "Ear Fest Solo" set to be the next best thing in electronic choir. Page said on the subject of his new band (in which he will be doing backing vocals) "It is really great to have a band that presents my faith to a younger audience."
Shcilch (64) is the proposed new lead singer and Sitar player for E.F.S.
For on this story, stay tuned to the website.
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Messed up... Just messed up...
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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*looks up "Easr fest solo" in perenthesys on google*
*this thread is the only thing that comes up*

How the **** did I believe this for two seconds? Dude, you deserve a ban ('least a temporary one) for this.
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't see how its a scandal.......if he wants to be religious good on him.
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Recent allegations state that Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin front man) has been leading a secret life as Christian camp instructor.
Jimmy Page is the guitarist. Robert Plant was the frontman.

you fail at trolling.
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2009, 10:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A good urban legend requires a certain degree of credible research in order to be believable.
You are not ready.
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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