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duga 03-05-2012 08:26 AM

^

Yeah, I need that hanging on my wall.

Janszoon 03-05-2012 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1162022)
^^^

If that's not metal, then the definition needs to be changed.

Yeah, nothing is as metal as a rainbow. :laughing:

Unknown Soldier 03-05-2012 08:55 AM

I bet The Batlord has this flying from his rooftop.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...G_1251120c.jpg

The Batlord 03-05-2012 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1162033)
I bet The Batlord has this flying from his rooftop.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...G_1251120c.jpg

Nah, that's boring. My anal beads are rainbow colored though.

efcoast 08-28-2012 10:10 PM

haha wow

Trollheart 08-29-2012 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1161953)
Dio needs some love in this thread.

http://theheadbangershandbook.files....o-creation.jpg

The two guys on the ground look like they're trying to decide who's going to be the one to tell Dio about the rule against flying tigers under rainbows after 6pm!
"You do it, you're the senior guy!"
"Me? Senior? We joined on the same day!"
"Yeah, but you joined one-point-four minutes before me, so technically that makes you my senior."
"You're crazy man. Besides which, I cautioned him last time."
"Did not."
"Did."
"Did NOT."
"DID! I can still hear his screaming I'M the MAAAAAN on the SILver MOUNTAIN! in my ear!"
"Oh. Yeah. I remember that. Hmm. Well, at least you didn't have to hear It's ON and ON and ONNN, HEAVEN AND HELLLLLL! blasted into your ears!"
"Yeah, well, it's still your turn then."
"Suppose so. MIND you, I'm not all that sure I can see him, you know?"
"What? He just passed over us seconds about, singing about bloody rainbows again!"
"Yeah, I know it looked like him, but I reckon it was just..."
"What?"
"A seagull."
"A SEAGULL? At this altitude? Are you off your head?"
"Well, look to be honest I'm not sure I saw anything, y'know?"
"Didn't see...? He's right THERE!"
"Yeah, but, I don't think I see him."
"Are you blind?"
"No, but (meaningful stare) I DON'T think I SEE (dig in ribs) him, you get me? (Wink). And if I don't see him, I can't arrest him." (Another wink)
"You are joking? I can see him plainly in oh I see what you mean. You know, I think you may be right. I'm not entirely sure it is him."
"Or anyone. Or anything."
"Good point."
"No Dio, no tigers."
"No flying tigers."
"Exactly. Well put. No flying tigers."
"Sky looks clear and blue to me."
"Nobody here but us two."
"And if there's no-one here..."
"... There's no-one to arrest."
"Can't fault your logic."
"And if there's nothing here to see..."
"Nothing at all."
"Time to knock off, I think."
"You know, you're right. While we've been standing here arguing."
"And staring at nothing"
"And staring, as you say, at nothing, quittin' time has arrived."
"May as well go home then, as there's NOTHING HERE TO SEE."
"What was that?"
"What?"
"Nothing. Nothing. I just thought I heard..."
"I heard nothing. Not a thing."
"No, then neither did I. Nothing at all."
"Let's head home then, and have tea and crumpets."
"Oh, not crumpets!"
"All right then, not crumpets. But let's get out of here."
"Okay."






"Did I mention I need to take Tuesday morning off to go have my eyes tested? Think I may need glasses."
"What a coincidence! So might I..."
:)

Conor 09-04-2012 07:58 AM

Hmm... Yep :D

Rpbr 09-11-2012 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1159557)
I didn't think they were actually able to procreate.

hehe


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