I do not care who you are, you will never be as metal as this guy
 

He looks 2-D.

I didn't think they were actually able to procreate.

Before he grew out his hair?

http://wa3.images.onesite.com/blogs....8.jpg?v=106800

I can't decide who to feel the most sorry for.

Obviously the woman on the left. There's no way she's there on her own free will, that pained grin is a cry for help.

Now for a nicer pic.

http://www.welovemetal.com/newsite/w...lbum-Cover.jpg