They also give each other little kisses. You wanna take credit for that too? It gets way less adorable when we bring you into the picture.

WHY did you leave the door open and allow him to steal your dog Frown??

He's just trying to live vicariously through me.

I'm still working out what countries will feature on "The International Language of Metal" this year. I'm thinking Israel and Turkey almost definite, then maybe China, Greece? Anyone any suggestions? I'd prefer to stay away from mainstream Europe this time if I can; already did Spain, Germany, Ireland...

Are you asking me if I wanna make out? Dinner first, you cad.

The Bosnia and Herzegovina scene is savage

The chinese government hates rebellious music like metal. Metallica played there recently, and they were forbidden from playing "Master of Puppets" because it was a threat to the government or something absurd like that.

I'm not kidding.

It was the first time they've ever been in China either. So yeah, China is out.

BWAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Over FIFTY bands! Surely I can't pass up Agonise, Cunt Maggots and the so-original Black Sabah!!! :rofl:
They have GOT to be in with a shout!

All the more reason to do them! I see a large list of bands, though in fairness any band that calls itself 伏羲 is going to be hard to review...

And where are my recs for Funeral Doom, people? Huh? Huh?

You could always do Iraq.