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Trollheart 05-06-2017 09:36 AM

Ugliest Musician?
 
Yeah, we have the "Most beautiful female performer" thread, but let's face it, we're all pretty damn ugly (except me of course) ;) so who do you think is the ugliest muso?

I mean, Jesus Christ, I love Gary Moore's music but the dude was no oil painting!
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...-512482569.jpg
While time has certainly not been kind to Yes's Jon Anderson
http://www.billboard.com/files/style...lboard-650.jpg
and while we're on the subject of Yes: Rick Wakeman? Was he ever handsome??
http://www.innerviews.org/inner/wakeman/wakeman5.jpg
Not quite sure whether our Marilyn is uglier with or without makeup! :laughing:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1397197/th...NSON-570.jpg?6

Come on! Celebrate the ugly!

Key 05-06-2017 09:37 AM

So yeah, TH is shallow. That's news.

Also **** this thread.

Cuthbert 05-06-2017 09:51 AM

Those guys would look a lot better with a decent haircut. Long hair on men <<<

The Batlord 05-06-2017 10:00 AM

http://i.imgur.com/VHH45TU.jpg

Key 05-06-2017 10:01 AM

I deserve that.

The Batlord 05-06-2017 10:03 AM

Hey, I acknowledge you as a musician at least.

Trollheart 05-06-2017 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1832453)
So yeah, TH is shallow. That's news.

Also **** this thread.

Uh-huh. It's called fun. Look it up. :)

Cuthbert 05-06-2017 10:42 AM

Pete Doherty isn't great looking.

Trollheart 05-06-2017 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1832473)
Pete Doherty isn't great looking.

Certainly not now. ;)

Chula Vista 05-06-2017 11:26 AM

You know that Gary Moore's face got cut up pretty badly in a bar fight, right?

Let the man RIP. :ar_15s:

Trollheart 05-06-2017 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1832480)
You know that Gary Moore's face got cut up pretty badly in a bar fight, right?

Let the man RIP. :ar_15s:

I do, yeah. You know that this is just a bit of fun, yeah? :rolleyes:

grindy 05-06-2017 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1832493)
I do, yeah. You know that this is just a bit of fun, yeah? :rolleyes:

You know that Chula is a tightly wound ball of strong irrational emotions, yeah?
Like some kind of PMS elemental.

The Batlord 05-06-2017 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1832494)
You know that Chula is a tightly wound ball of strong irrational emotions, yeah?
Like some kind of PMS elemental.

I suspect menopause.

Frownland 05-06-2017 12:00 PM

http://loudwire.com/files/2012/11/156335376-1.jpg

Trollheart 05-06-2017 12:19 PM

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG...er=allrovi.com

grindy 05-06-2017 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1832522)

Tom Waits is kinda hot though.

Trollheart 05-06-2017 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1832525)
Tom Waits is kinda hot though.

If you say so. Facewise he don't do nothing for me. Love his music, but that's it.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-06-2017 12:55 PM

i was gonna post a pic of ki but then i remembered he's not really a musician

The Batlord 05-06-2017 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1832537)
i was gonna post a pic of ki but then i remembered he's not really a musician

Cold shit.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-06-2017 01:03 PM

he can take a joke from me because i'm not always a dick

The Batlord 05-06-2017 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1832540)
he can take a joke from me because i'm not always a dick

Where's the fun if you can't make him cry?

Trollheart 05-06-2017 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1832537)
i was gonna post a pic of ki but then i remembered he's not really a musician

Already done by His Batness.

Trollheart 05-06-2017 01:06 PM

Frownland flips. :finger:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...%281988%29.jpg

Oh, and before you go there, Frown: a convention of the ugly aka Marillion 2017
http://www.beprogmyfriend.com/17/wp-..._marillion.jpg

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-06-2017 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1832457)
Those guys would look a lot better with a decent haircut. Long hair on men <<<

ow :(

Cuthbert 05-06-2017 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1832546)
ow :(

Longer than short back and sides <<<

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/G...KO2QGQmpNl.jpg

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-06-2017 01:20 PM

my exact hair atm

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/im...62&w=630&h=420

Cuthbert 05-06-2017 01:21 PM

:laughing: ffs

Doesn't it annoy you having it that long?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-06-2017 01:24 PM

na mate, i grew it out just for something new and ended up really liking it.

gonna make this the new look for men


The Batlord 05-06-2017 01:26 PM

OMG you're ten days away from a man bun.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-06-2017 01:30 PM

basically

Chula Vista 05-06-2017 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1832494)
You know that Chula is a tightly wound ball of strong irrational emotions, yeah?
Like some kind of PMS elemental.

I'm embracing it though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1832540)
he can take a joke from me because i'm not always a dick

Unlike Frow......... nevermind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1832543)
Frown: a convention of the ugly aka Marillion.

Now I officially hate you. :p:

Let's turn this into an ugly (and older) MB picture thread instead?

The Batlord 05-06-2017 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1832557)
basically

***

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-06-2017 01:38 PM

your mom likes to have something to grab onto while i'm pounding her ****

Frownland 05-06-2017 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1832564)

Let's turn this into an ugly (and older) MB picture thread instead?

What's the point of that when we already have the member picture gallery? We even have a http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...e-gallery.html. Lighten up and let us insult your idols!

Trollheart 05-06-2017 02:07 PM

Speaking of which (come on; someone had to do it!)
http://www.guitarworld.com/sites/def...ge/page621.jpg

Cuthbert 05-06-2017 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1832575)
Speaking of which (come on; someone had to do it!)
http://www.guitarworld.com/sites/def...ge/page621.jpg

Looks a bit noncey imo.

Trollheart 05-06-2017 02:09 PM

http://www.funnyshirts.net/media/cat...-preview_1.png
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...bert-Plant.jpg
:laughing:

The Batlord 05-06-2017 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1832575)
Speaking of which (come on; someone had to do it!)
http://www.guitarworld.com/sites/def...ge/page621.jpg

Looks like he made a time machine out of a DeLorean.

Trollheart 05-06-2017 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1832579)
Looks like he made a time machine out of a DeLorean.

You mean like back to when Zep were a decent band?
http://i.imgur.com/XFYTDyS.gif

Aux-In 05-06-2017 02:19 PM

No homo but most of these guys aren't that ugly or at least have indifferent qualities about them. They're old as well, and no one escapes the hands of time.

Aforementioned not withstanding, Gene Simmons, with the personality to match.

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/..._484644187.jpg

How can you not over-compensate and brag that you bagged over 3,000 women if you were him.


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