Three reasons why sex sucks compared to Overkill.
 

1) Sex is only for temporary pleasure.

2) Sex never pleases a soul.

3) You cannot get infected if you listen to Overkill.

My advice to you is to stop making love. Better listen to Overkill.

I'll probably only be able to get laid when I'm like 40 years old anyways. If I don't kill myself by then that is. So Overkill it is. Besides, sex seems kind of like a hassle when taking a massive wank is so easy.

Dipping your dick in pussy is literally easy as ****.

Then you're not doing it right.

In sex, an orgasm lasts 30 seconds. With Overkill, that orgasm lasts a lifetime :pimp:

Overkill ain't got no lips, of course sex sucks more.

Overkill doesn't call you in the morning asking what your plans are.

I wish they would tbh.

Yeah, but then you'd have to meet their friends, change your hairstyle, start "getting in touch with your feelings". Next thing, you're picking out matching towels and visiting estate agents. Urgh!

And of course then you're seeing Manowar on the side. Explain that one when they find out! "WHAT is this ****ing great BROADSWORD doing in your closet? A present from WHO???" :D

I'm convinced.