Three reasons why sex sucks compared to Overkill.
 

1) Sex is only for temporary pleasure.

2) Sex never pleases a soul.

3) You cannot get infected if you listen to Overkill.

My advice to you is to stop making love. Better listen to Overkill.

I'll probably only be able to get laid when I'm like 40 years old anyways. If I don't kill myself by then that is. So Overkill it is. Besides, sex seems kind of like a hassle when taking a massive wank is so easy.

Dipping your dick in pussy is literally easy as ****.

Then you're not doing it right.

In sex, an orgasm lasts 30 seconds. With Overkill, that orgasm lasts a lifetime :pimp:

Overkill ain't got no lips, of course sex sucks more.

Overkill doesn't call you in the morning asking what your plans are.

I wish they would tbh.

Yeah, but then you'd have to meet their friends, change your hairstyle, start "getting in touch with your feelings". Next thing, you're picking out matching towels and visiting estate agents. Urgh!

And of course then you're seeing Manowar on the side. Explain that one when they find out! "WHAT is this ****ing great BROADSWORD doing in your closet? A present from WHO???" :D

I'm convinced.

You can basically put on just about any of Overkill's fifty thousand albums and get at least solid thrash. But you gotta get dis ****.

Taste the blood that I long for,
Regain my strength and complete my chore

Compassion rests in an empty will
The nightmare continues

I did that from memory so hopefully it's right.

Overkill are "my" quintessential thrash metal band (besides Slayers prime), they're my go to :bowdown:

I kinda hope I never have sex

Again?

at all

Bow the **** down. Too bad they could never live up to the debut though.

When was the last time anyone who listens to Overkill got laid anyway?

.

Just watch lots of surgery videos, you'll never get hard again :shycouch:

:shycouch:

Pretty ****ing good ****! :bowdown: :band:

If you have confidence, go out a lot and aren't generally afraid of new peers and not stressed out easily, I guess? And if you aren't a ****ing autistic nerd with poor social skills.

Honestly, Learning Japanese has been easier. And that's considered one of the hardest languages for english speakers to learn.

Why so?

Granted, I haven't listened to a lot of Overkill, but I've never gotten laid a single one of those days. Furthermore, when I get laid I haven't listened to Overkill. Overkill and sex are mutually exclusive

:clap:

indie was a mistake

not the music, mostly the term

Op is trying to tell them it is for the better

Because I'm awful at meeting people, have no confidence and I seem to be unable to experience mutual attraction.

:tramp:

All the times they got married

Wedding night they had lots of fun, Jesus perved in for a visit. They didn't have sex after that again, wife finds out she's pregnant five months later.

They raise their kid, still never having sex again. Husband is depressed as ****, wife has a slug fetish. Husband goes senile at the ripe age of 36, wife becomes nun and son takes care of senile husband.

They all die. The end.

Amen.

Man and woman take each other's clothes off.
Woman touches man's ****, while man sucks her tits.
Woman gets aids, man suddenly dies of heart attack.
Woman is rushed to hospital after man perving on them calls ambulance.

Lots of horrific stuff happens and they all die. Amen.

Marriage is as retarded as religion

(Old) Overkill

After two days of thorough Overkill, I approve.

Were you proud of yourself after you typed this?

confidence is a choice.

and everyone is stressed out.

:clap:

People with asperger's defenitely tend to stress out a lot quicker. Plus, My body is pretty much chronically stressed out even when nothing's going on at all. It seems to be some milder form of anxeity.