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Old 05-30-2018, 09:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Just relistened to this classic. 10/10 unashamed sleaze with legit catchiness and lyrics that would make even the greasiest pussy eater blush. Not just great because it's fun, but because it's punchy and spirited garbage of the very highest grade. It's cruising around with your friends in the summer looking for parties distilled into aural (sex) form.

Tbh, even though it's sacrilege, I would rate this right up there with most of Girlschool's output, only with less inhibitions.

I seriously wouldn't even bother partying with anyone who could listen to this without having a huge grin the whole while. If Spinal Tap were women (and, you know, if they were real) they'd be Oral.
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Old 05-31-2018, 09:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I really liked this album. Gritty, low budget metal at it's finest, and sexual innuendos galore. As Oriphiel said, this is just a fun album if you don't take yourself seriously, and I definitely appreciate the ladies ear for pop hooks. I would have rated this higher if it was just a little bit longer. As you'll find out when it comes time to review Shai Hulud, some albums are perfect at a short length like this, but this one could have benefited from a longer tracklength. I'm sure Oriph will just interpret this as me needing more Oral in my life, and he's probably not wrong.
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Old 05-31-2018, 04:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Average of 9.3! This one makes it in like a top-class hooker in a men's club!
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9.3? What the hell is wrong with you people! This is madness!
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Old 06-01-2018, 05:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It helps that only the cool people voted.
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Old 06-01-2018, 07:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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9.3? What the hell is wrong with you people! This is madness!
Hey, it's an average. If only three people vote, and all vote 10, that's 30 divide by three is ten, so it's in.
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Hey, it's an average. If only three people vote, and all vote 10, that's 30 divide by three is ten, so it's in.
How many people need to vote before it's in? What I mean is; if I vote 10 when one of my albums come up next, and no one else bothers to vote, does that mean it's a certified 100% classic?
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How many people need to vote before it's in? What I mean is; if I vote 10 when one of my albums come up next, and no one else bothers to vote, does that mean it's a certified 100% classic?
I guess, yeah. It is an average so I can't see any other way that can work, unless we instigate another rule, like maybe a minimum of four people have to vote? Which would then kill off this one. Whatchaz think? I don't know: Blank invented the scoring system. I'm just trying to implement it the way he does. Maths was never my strong point. Six of one, two dozen of the other. See?
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