Insane Clown Posse

Burning Down · 07-06-2012, 06:11 PM

Is it just me, or does it seem like every Juggalo is super ****ing overweight?

Sparky · 07-06-2012, 06:26 PM

you guys should watch the doc its interesting D:

Burning Down · 07-06-2012, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by A$AP Sparky

you guys should watch the doc its interesting D:

I actually did watch some of it. That's really what inspired my question lol!

Unfortunately, that's 10 minutes of my life that I will never get back

Sparky · 07-06-2012, 06:49 PM

yeah for some reason white trash subcultures are infinitely interesting to me

Phantom Limb · 07-08-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by A$AP Sparky

yeah for some reason white trash subcultures are infinitely interesting to me

Hell yeah. I wish that american juggalo doc was longer, I was getting pretty involved watching all the idiocy

Any suggestions on documentaries about white trash?

Burning Down · 07-06-2012, 06:54 PM

I saw one part with a pregnant lady and she was all like "Yeah, I'm totes creating a new generation oh Juggalos" or something like that. I was just like, WTF, you're smoking and drinking and you're ****ing pregnant?? lol

LoathsomePete · 07-06-2012, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I saw one part with a pregnant lady and she was all like "Yeah, I'm totes creating a new generation oh Juggalos" or something like that. I was just like, WTF, you're smoking and drinking and you're ****ing pregnant?? lol

Exactly, she's creating a new generation of ICP fans.

Sparky · 07-06-2012, 07:06 PM

I've gone most of my life so far without encountering more then 1 or 2 people this moronic. I feel like I have seen a decent amount of the world.

I can't believe there are sooo many of them at this one place.Some of them seem like direct descendants from the swamps, a la deliverance

Salami · 07-07-2012, 05:50 AM

It's one of the easiest music acts in the world to slate, but that won't stop me. Ever present, ever tiresome and immensely irritating, I think they are summed up for me in the delightful line from "Miracles":

'Magnets - how the fuck do they work?'

I also wish they were prevented from painting the faces of their kids in juggalo style, I am 100% sure it counts as child abuse.
Their existence is one of the most powerful arguments against God.
And of course the juggalo subculture... Could someone please confirm that it is localised to the USA and a few unfortunate parts of Canada because I really don't want to believe that I will ever meet a representative of it in the UK.

In fact, I'm going to quote from that 2004 article on SA which perfectly describes them:

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Originally Posted by David Thorpe

The World’s Greatest Dad Special Award for Lifetime Achievement in Sucking

With nine stunningly shameful studio albums under their belt, I believe that it is safe to crown Insane Clown Posse as the all-time reigning champions of crap.

To criticize their albums for being sophomoric, socially retarded, musically catastrophic and generally disgusting would be missing the point, as their albums are obviously meant to be all those things. Yet somehow, knowing this doesn’t make it any easier to accept the existence of these moronic trolls, or their legions of moronic troll fans who would buy and greedily chug a jar of cat urine as long as it had the official ICP logo on it. Being a Juggalo, as ICP fans are called, is sort of like the opposite of being in MENSA; only the absolute stupidest of the stupid have any hope of making the ranks. Juggalos are barely even human; they're creatures who have thrown away every shred of dignity in order to worship the s***tiest band on the face of the earth. They have the devotion of Deadheads, but their fashion sense is significantly more hideous. They wear makeup that makes them look like overworked gothic clowns, and their mode of human interaction usually involves hanging out at suburban malls and doing rebellious things like throwing french fries at old ladies and complaining that their Orange Juliuses are too cold. They're a bit like a gang, except harmless and direly uncool. On that note, I don’t normally encourage fans of the bands I make fun of to send me e-mail, but I would heartily, heartily encourage any ICP fans to e-mail me and defend their taste. Judging from this site’s history, it’s sure to end in tears of laughter.

Mrd00d · 07-07-2012, 12:03 PM

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Their existence is one of the most powerful arguments against God.

I don't know that its as bad as all THAT...

07-06-2012, 06:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Is it just me, or does it seem like every Juggalo is super ****ing overweight?

07-06-2012, 06:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	you guys should watch the doc its interesting D:

07-06-2012, 06:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	yeah for some reason white trash subcultures are infinitely interesting to me

07-06-2012, 06:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I saw one part with a pregnant lady and she was all like "Yeah, I'm totes creating a new generation oh Juggalos" or something like that. I was just like, WTF, you're smoking and drinking and you're ****ing pregnant?? lol

07-06-2012, 07:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	I've gone most of my life so far without encountering more then 1 or 2 people this moronic. I feel like I have seen a decent amount of the world. I can't believe there are sooo many of them at this one place.Some of them seem like direct descendants from the swamps, a la deliverance