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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-18-2011, 04:43 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
What does waking up in the middle of the night...

What does waking up in the middle of the night have to do with not pissing in the shower?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-23-2011, 09:07 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
^Also freely ****s pants whenever they get muddy.

^Also freely ****s pants whenever they get muddy.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-16-2011, 02:58 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
I am now suitably disturbed.

I am now suitably disturbed.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-16-2011, 02:52 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
When will I be female?

When will I be female?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-03-2011, 02:44 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Have you ever swam in the ocean or in a lake?

Have you ever swam in the ocean or in a lake?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-27-2011, 06:55 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
I would tell you that the water pressure is...

I would tell you that the water pressure is blowing it right back in your face.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-27-2011, 06:43 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Just to play Devil's advocate for a minute: Would...

Just to play Devil's advocate for a minute: Would you consider it hygienic to bathe in the toilet?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-26-2011, 04:43 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Why not? People piss everywhere else.

Why not? People piss everywhere else.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2011, 04:07 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
That's true but in my house exists the only...

That's true but in my house exists the only toilet in the entire world where I know exactly how clean the handle is.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2011, 07:36 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
There are a lot of those auto-flush urinals...

There are a lot of those auto-flush urinals around these days. Just sayin'.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 11:20 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Did you wash your hands after you peed on your...

Did you wash your hands after you peed on your girlfriend?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 08:17 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
I used to bang on the wall sometimes with that...

I used to bang on the wall sometimes with that guy, and to his credit, he would generally take the hint stop if I did that. But still, how dense do you have to be to not realize a goddamn trumpet is...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 07:56 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Sounds horrible. :laughing: The subwoofer...

Sounds horrible. :laughing:

The subwoofer part reminds me of my last apartment. At that place the wall of my bedroom where the head of my bed was was also my neighbors living room wall. The dude...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 07:39 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
But he said he had to pee.

But he said he had to pee.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 07:32 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
:laughing::laughing::laughing: This gives...

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

This gives new meaning to the phrase "that's the funniest **** I've ever heard". I'm so sorry you can can hear your neighbors taking a ****. You should go piss on...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 07:01 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
http://www.bumperstickerz.com/images/1000151-38-00...

http://www.bumperstickerz.com/images/1000151-38-00-00-00_lg.png
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 11:57 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Don't you mean "pissed on"?

Don't you mean "pissed on"?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 11:21 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Heh. Well the practice space one of my old bands...

Heh. Well the practice space one of my old bands had was in on the second floor of an old factory next to some train tracks. The bathroom was pretty far away so we used to just piss out the window...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-23-2011, 11:08 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Wow. I had no idea R. Kelly posted on Music...

Wow. I had no idea R. Kelly posted on Music Banter!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-22-2011, 09:57 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Now the question is who craps in the sink?

Now the question is who craps in the sink?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-22-2011, 09:33 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Janszoon
Give it time. It was just added.

Give it time. It was just added.
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