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Forum: The Lounge 10-20-2011, 09:11 AM
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Posted By The Monkey
God I'm knackered. Three hours of ****ing sleep...

God I'm knackered. Three hours of ****ing sleep last night. Started work at 6:30 so had to get up at 4:45.
Forum: The Lounge 10-12-2011, 03:07 PM
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Posted By The Monkey
My bathroom is smelling like sewer, it has gotten...

My bathroom is smelling like sewer, it has gotten really bad over the past month or so. I've tried cleaning out the drains and everything. I have no clue what's causing it.
Forum: The Lounge 09-19-2011, 12:16 PM
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Posted By The Monkey
I've started to wipe my arse with my right hand,...

I've started to wipe my arse with my right hand, which is a real struggle. The reason for this is that my toilet has started to leak water when I lean on my right arse cheek, so I need to switch to...
Forum: The Lounge 09-12-2011, 02:34 AM
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Posted By The Monkey
No concern whatsoever is given to the fragility...

No concern whatsoever is given to the fragility of the packages. Computers and plasma screens are thrown around like they're footballs. My first day I saw a guy throw a pair of bowling balls on top...
Forum: The Lounge 09-11-2011, 01:54 PM
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Posted By The Monkey
Got a job working evenings (3-9 pm) at the post...

Got a job working evenings (3-9 pm) at the post office, handling packets. ****ing 20-30 kg mother****ing boxes, that it either to be lifted up on a conveyor belt or picked down from one, into a...
Forum: The Lounge 08-12-2011, 08:15 AM
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Views: 2,025,360
Posted By The Monkey
I have now like 15 hair on my back. Black and...

I have now like 15 hair on my back. Black and really long. A year ago there were only three. Not good.
Forum: The Lounge 08-11-2011, 04:52 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,025,360
Posted By The Monkey
You think that's bad? This is my arm after...

You think that's bad? This is my arm after wearing a watch in the New Zealand sun for one day three and a half years ago.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/623/img0565ny.jpg
Forum: The Lounge 07-27-2011, 12:51 PM
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Views: 2,025,360
Posted By The Monkey
Yeah, and I could say a few things about her...

Yeah, and I could say a few things about her personal hygiene down there that I'm not gonna. :yikes:
Forum: The Lounge 07-27-2011, 12:36 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,025,360
Posted By The Monkey
Some girl I slept with a few weeks back told a...

Some girl I slept with a few weeks back told a bunch of our mutual friends that I had been too drunk to maintain an erection. While true, I am so ****ing pissed that she would do that. I know that...
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