The Bitch Box

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 07-24-2011, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

A solid 6/10 joke IMO.

Nah, totally weak.

1.2/10

Mrd00d · 07-24-2011, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

Customers are such retards. Everyday at least a handful of people complain that something rang up for more money than they thought, all because they don't actually read the signs on the labels. It isn't the store's fault if someone grabs a $10 item, then puts it back in the $1 section. We can't control the IQs of our customers.

There's also a lady who routinely complains about cat food prices. They are 3 for $1. So 2 ring up as 33 cents and 1 rings up as 34 cents. And every week this is an issue with her that they aren't all the same price. Ah, elderly people.

I'm just bitchin cause I gotta be in at work so early today.

I worked at Safeway (grocery store) for a few years as a cashier, and now I work at a gas station, so I know all about it. My bosses cave on customers all the time when they complain that the price was so - and - so but it was in the wrong place. I just shut em down. "Nope. The price is set in the computer. The computer is the final word on this. There's no way I can just give you a discount on something because somebody else put that in the wrong spot. I stock the cooler. I know I didn't stock it that way" I've never had trouble. After a mini-rant they're usually ready to hear my shut up, and leave.

Nosferatu Man · 07-24-2011, 04:32 PM

I've worked at a gas station in the past as well. I had this old man come in every evening (I think he was slighlty senile) he used buy a packet of butter a small carton of milk, brown bread and bacon, it was always the same price dont think it ever changed in my time there and every night he would get quite agitated as it was always 20 cents dearer in his opinion than the night before.

NSW · 07-24-2011, 05:59 PM

Holy hell Paloma! That's some scary shit. So glad he's (mostly) ok!

FETCHER. · 07-24-2011, 06:11 PM

Wow, cars a wreck. Glad to hear your Boyfriends doing good.

The Monkey · 07-27-2011, 12:36 PM

Some girl I slept with a few weeks back told a bunch of our mutual friends that I had been too drunk to maintain an erection. While true, I am so ****ing pissed that she would do that. I know that girls (and guys I guess) always talk about this kind of ****, but it's just wrong that she would tell people who I am also friends with. If she were to tell people I have never met, then I couldn't care less, but this is unacceptable. I don't think anyone will think less of me for it (it happens to everyone, right?), but I can't seem to get it out of my head what a ****ing twat she is.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-27-2011, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey

Some girl I slept with a few weeks back told a bunch of our mutual friends that I had been too drunk to maintain an erection. While true, I am so ****ing pissed that she would do that. I know that girls (and guys I guess) always talk about this kind of ****, but it's just wrong that she would tell people who I am also friends with. If she were to tell people I have never met, then I couldn't care less, but this is unacceptable. I don't think anyone will think less of me for it (it happens to everyone, right?), but I can't seem to get it out of my head what a ****ing twat she is.

Just blame it on her being boring in bed.

The Monkey · 07-27-2011, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Just blame it on her being boring in bed.

Yeah, and I could say a few things about her personal hygiene down there that I'm not gonna.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-27-2011, 12:51 PM

Surströmming?

FRED HALE SR. · 07-27-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey

Some girl I slept with a few weeks back told a bunch of our mutual friends that I had been too drunk to maintain an erection. While true, I am so ****ing pissed that she would do that. I know that girls (and guys I guess) always talk about this kind of ****, but it's just wrong that she would tell people who I am also friends with. If she were to tell people I have never met, then I couldn't care less, but this is unacceptable. I don't think anyone will think less of me for it (it happens to everyone, right?), but I can't seem to get it out of my head what a ****ing twat she is.

No its never happened to me. I feel your pain. I still think a nice girl wouldn't kiss and tell.

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07-24-2011, 04:32 PM	#8673 (permalink)
Nosferatu Man Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264	I've worked at a gas station in the past as well. I had this old man come in every evening (I think he was slighlty senile) he used buy a packet of butter a small carton of milk, brown bread and bacon, it was always the same price dont think it ever changed in my time there and every night he would get quite agitated as it was always 20 cents dearer in his opinion than the night before. __________________ Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

07-24-2011, 05:59 PM	#8674 (permalink)
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07-27-2011, 12:51 PM	#8679 (permalink)
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