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Forum: The Lounge 05-17-2018, 12:57 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Never Got To Go by OccultHawk A man woke up...

Never Got To Go by OccultHawk

A man woke up every morning and told himself today was not his day to die. He ended up living forever.
Forum: The Lounge 05-04-2018, 05:25 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
I’m not ignoring you I’m thinking about it ...

I’m not ignoring you I’m thinking about it

I don’t want to bite off more than I can chew

That’s a lot of words

I don’t want to commit to doing it unless I can honestly take it on

I...
Forum: The Lounge 05-04-2018, 06:58 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
It was a pleasure Sure man I can do that

It was a pleasure

Sure man I can do that
Forum: The Lounge 04-14-2018, 06:36 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Jesus the Carpenter by OccultHawk By the...

Jesus the Carpenter by OccultHawk

By the year 3018 Christianity had become so powerful every person on earth transcended into Christ and was crucified, except for the final Jesus. It doesn’t...
Forum: The Lounge 03-22-2018, 03:46 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Damn you’re good

Damn you’re good
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2018, 09:38 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
I bet this thread is why he quit.

I bet this thread is why he quit.
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
And why did you quote me on **** I didn’t even...

And why did you quote me on **** I didn’t even write?
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2018, 06:29 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
No you don’t. Honestly, you have no ability to...

No you don’t. Honestly, you have no ability to engage a reader.

I can be a very bad writer and still be far better than you. You’re awful.
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2018, 04:48 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Thank you.

Thank you.
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2018, 04:42 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Last Orders A man walked into a liquor store...

Last Orders

A man walked into a liquor store and shot the clerk dead. When the cops arrived they all got drunk on free booze.
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2018, 04:24 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
The whole point is you didn’t need that redundant...

The whole point is you didn’t need that redundant last line. Or the Texas ****, even here your sorry ass is over-explaining. Holy **** you’re a bad writer.
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2018, 03:32 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Fantastic start to finish Serious Question:...

Fantastic start to finish

Serious Question: why can’t troll do this?
Forum: The Lounge 03-12-2018, 11:17 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
If It Runs It’s Good Enough For Her by OccultHawk...

If It Runs It’s Good Enough For Her by OccultHawk

The strange couple woke up together for the first and only time the morning after a very drunk condomless one night stand. Off to Waffle House!...
Forum: The Lounge 03-10-2018, 03:04 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
At least it’ll all be forgotten once you die.

At least it’ll all be forgotten once you die.
Forum: The Lounge 03-10-2018, 01:54 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
How sorry your writing is.

How sorry your writing is.
Forum: The Lounge 03-10-2018, 11:01 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Well here’s a tip: Just because another...

Well here’s a tip:

Just because another word exists doesn’t mean you need to put it in your ****ty story.
Forum: The Lounge 03-10-2018, 10:40 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Could you stop insulting my short stories with...

Could you stop insulting my short stories with your sad endless unreadable ramblings?

You’re like if Joyce had a retarded brother...that was further damaged in a botched abortion.
Forum: The Lounge 03-09-2018, 07:48 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_abYd0JtqOjo/SvOKkW_ejVI/...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_abYd0JtqOjo/SvOKkW_ejVI/AAAAAAAAAI0/DlUPWH635YY/s400/Fallen_Caryatid_Carrying_Her_Stone.jpg
Forum: The Lounge 03-09-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
A Lot of Eggs by OccultHawk A man was born....

A Lot of Eggs by OccultHawk

A man was born. He lived and then he died. Much to his surprise it turned out there was such a thing as an afterlife. He found himself alone in a room with a million...
Forum: The Lounge 02-24-2018, 04:52 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
He already did ...

He already did

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Aesop_pushkin01.jpg/398px-Aesop_pushkin01.jpg
Forum: The Lounge 02-24-2018, 03:50 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Time Capsule by OccultHawk In late February,...

Time Capsule by OccultHawk

In late February, 2018, there was a mass shooting at a school in Florida. A popular teacher decided that the students who wanted to could write about their thoughts and...
Forum: The Lounge 02-06-2018, 10:52 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Prong by OccultHawk Frank told Fred that he...

Prong by OccultHawk

Frank told Fred that he had a three pronged action plan. Fred calmly asked Frank what the other two prongs were for after he removed the first one from his scrotum. Frank went...
Forum: The Lounge 02-04-2018, 10:48 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Jesus Christ Just scrolling past it is...

Jesus Christ

Just scrolling past it is exhausting
Forum: The Lounge 01-31-2018, 04:19 AM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Suggest title change to Shot through the Heart

Suggest title change to Shot through the Heart
Forum: The Lounge 01-30-2018, 07:20 PM
Replies: 744
Views: 32,459
Posted By OccultHawk
Mark E Smith by OccultHawk But when...

Mark E Smith by OccultHawk



But when standing before greatness they avert their eyes.
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