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Forum: The Lounge 12-15-2014, 07:33 PM
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Posted By Tristesse
Some girls seem to find the idea of them being...

Some girls seem to find the idea of them being gone down on as gross, I'm not sure I understand why. Going down on them is one of my favourite things to do.
Forum: The Lounge 05-03-2014, 05:16 PM
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Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Yeah but my I prefer one arm to the other. My...

Yeah but my I prefer one arm to the other. My left arm understands me as a person, whereas my right arm is only in it for the sex.



Nah, that's what my cat is for.
Forum: The Lounge 05-03-2014, 05:11 PM
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Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Sometimes my arm gets tired.

Sometimes my arm gets tired.
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 02:27 PM
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Posted By Tristesse
My last sexual experience was a couple of years...

My last sexual experience was a couple of years ago. It was near a campfire.

No sex toys were involved.
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 02:08 PM
Replies: 11,347
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Posted By Tristesse
:shycouch:

:shycouch:
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 02:05 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Well we can't vibrate, can we?

Well we can't vibrate, can we?
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
What kind of sex toys are we talking here? ...

What kind of sex toys are we talking here?

Because I'd have to pass on the nipple clamps, they're not for me
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 01:23 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Lidl's own brand *****. ...

Lidl's own brand *****.

http://decanter.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11150/000003d40/c7b6/lidl.gif
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 01:19 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
I reckon she did it on purpose

I reckon she did it on purpose
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 01:00 PM
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Posted By Tristesse
That's as ironic as rain on your wedding day ...

That's as ironic as rain on your wedding day
and getting a free ride, when you've already paid
it's like good advice, that you just didn't take
who would have thought, it figures
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 12:40 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Sometimes I also vomit

Sometimes I also vomit
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 12:37 PM
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Posted By Tristesse
Usually I just lay there and cry

Usually I just lay there and cry
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 07:21 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Stop encouraging gender stereotypes I'm a...

Stop encouraging gender stereotypes

I'm a gentleman and I don't know how to handle ladies
Forum: The Lounge 01-19-2014, 05:22 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
When I was 6 or 7 my uncle told me not to tell my...

When I was 6 or 7 my uncle told me not to tell my mum and dad
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 03:35 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
I'm not a complete beginner, man!

I'm not a complete beginner, man!
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 01:00 PM
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Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Not worried, just gaging the popular opinions

Not worried, just gaging the popular opinions
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 12:52 PM
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Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
I don't know. I'm not a catholic or anything, but...

I don't know. I'm not a catholic or anything, but I don't wanna be a manwhore either!
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 12:18 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
That sounds like an excellent plan.

That sounds like an excellent plan.
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 12:13 PM
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Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
I need a bit of advice... I'm in the 6th...

I need a bit of advice...

I'm in the 6th form at the moment, and I have a friend who goes to the local uni. He's said that I should come along to some of the uni and get it on with someone, which...
Forum: The Lounge 11-19-2013, 03:56 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
I hope you don't mind me lifting that last...

I hope you don't mind me lifting that last sentence for my signature. It creates beautiful imagery.
Forum: The Lounge 11-19-2013, 12:26 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
It was the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie Knight...

It was the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie Knight and Day. Sometimes it comes on TV and I can't bring myself to watch it.
Forum: The Lounge 11-19-2013, 11:56 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
There was something about having to look at Tom...

There was something about having to look at Tom Cruise's face while it was happening that ruined the experience a little.
Forum: The Lounge 11-19-2013, 11:46 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 911,394
Posted By Tristesse
Extent of my sexual experiences was getting a...

Extent of my sexual experiences was getting a handjob in a cinema a few years ago. The film was ****.
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